16 Works by UsiLabem
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Jason tilted his head back, and she leaned down to kiss him. The PDA was too much for Damian to bear.
“Jason!” he yelled. “Quit flirting with Death!”
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Damian finds out about Jason’s relationship with Death, and Jason is mortified.
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- Part 2 of Death Ran Her Fingers Through His Hair
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Saved by Death by UsiLabem
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), The Sandman (TV 2022)
19 Feb 2024
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Death had kind eyes. She gave Jason an empathetic look as he stood, staring at the rubble under which his beaten and bloodied corpse was buried.
“It’s over?” he asked.
“I’m afraid so.” She offered him her hand and soft smile. “I’m here to take you to the Sunless Lands.”
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Death convinces Jason that he has a lot to live for.
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- Part 1 of Death Ran Her Fingers Through His Hair
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Dick needed a break from everything. He came to the cabin to retreat from the world while he worked through some things. He didn’t expect anyone to track him down, especially not–
“Jason?”
“Hey, Dickhead. You look like shit.”
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“I fucked your mom.” Jason let it slip one day when the brat was being especially annoying. He wasn’t prepared for his family’s reaction.
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Jason shows his brothers how to cook.
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Ask me questions, and I’ll tell you no lies by UsiLabem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
10 Jan 2024
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“You think Tim’s a bad liar?” Dick asked, giving Jason a quizzical look.
“I don’t think he even knows lying is an option. He’s an open book.”
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Tim lies a lot. So does Jason. But they can’t lie to each other.
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The Hungry, Hungry, Homeless Hero by UsiLabem
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
23 Dec 2023
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“I KNEW IT,” Spider-Man screamed from across the lawn. “I KNEW YOU WERE AIMING AT ME, YOU JERK.”
“SHUT UP, YOU ROTTEN TURD. IT’S RUDE TO EAVESDROP,” Deadpool screamed back.
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Deadpool keeps giving Spider-Man food and steadily realizes that his new friend is utterly incapable of taking care of himself.
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Karlee went on missions with the team, but she wasn’t on it. Sure, they shared tools and ammo, but that was because doing so was mutually beneficial. She watched their backs so that they’d watch hers.
That’s how life worked. No freebies. Every interaction was an exchange. These people were her coworkers, not her friends. Unfortunately, Holly fucking Forrester never got the memo.
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Eddie was pacing around the holding cell when Tony and Steve walked in. Tony cut straight to the chase.
“Who’s Vee?”
“It’s the letter that comes after U but before W.”
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Eddie and Venom have killed a few people. The Avengers want to know why.
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- Part 4 of Eddie Brock is Ace
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“I see. You wish for romantic companionship but not physical intimacy.”
“Yeah,” Eddie sighed.
There was a pause, and Eddie thought maybe the discussion was over. It wasn’t.
“Hmm. Then there is no need to pursue Anne. I will be your partner.”
Eddie nearly choked on his own spit.
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Eddie has had enough of this ‘falling in love’ bullshit to last him a lifetime. Venom decides to prove otherwise. Written for Asexual Awareness Week, #AAW - 2023.
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- Part 3 of Eddie Brock is Ace
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Sleep was tempting Eddie when a familiar warmth reappeared. It started at his fingers tips and crept up his arm before enveloping his entire body.
“Eddie. I am sorry, Eddie. I am here now.”
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A retelling in which Eddie is asexual and the focus is Eddie/Venom. The movie was already hella gay, so I honestly didn’t change much.
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- Part 2 of Eddie Brock is Ace
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5 People who left Eddie + 1 Symbiote who stayed by UsiLabem
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies)
09 Nov 2023
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Eddie was shaken. He didn’t understand. Normal people liked this sort of thing, so why did it feel so wrong to him?
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Eddie suffers. Written for Asexual Awareness Week, #AAW - 2023.
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- Part 1 of Eddie Brock is Ace
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The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions by UsiLabem
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Sep 2023
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Deadpool couldn’t stand it. He turned his glare on the rest of the Avengers. “You’re telling me that you fuckers spent every day with this kid, and not one of you noticed he was depressed?”
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Peter goes through Hell. Wade’s on the other side with coloring books, curly straws and the world’s ugliest scarf.
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That Looks Like It Hurt by UsiLabem
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Sep 2023
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Deadpool meets a sassy teenager and notices some similarities between him and his favorite arachnid.
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An AU where all of the top athletes in the world have developed special gifts, enhanced abilities like speed and strength or other mutant-like skills. This is explored through your eyes, as a Washington Capitals fan. Also, Gary Bettman gets fired because fuck him this is my universe.
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Eighty-seven gajillion more guns, 96.5% more wub wub, 1000 degrees hotter. This story follows the exploits of six vault hunters on their relentless quest for revenge and redemption across the bizarre and wonderful world of Pandora. Expect ALL THE SPOILERS for Borderlands 2. Prepare for leveling, looting, and lots of violence.
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August 2023 - It's been 6 years since my last update... wow. That's some A+ procrastination. I don't intend to abandon this fic, but I don't currently have plans to resume writing. Maybe in another 6 years. In the meantime, I'll try and track down some of the other chapters that I never got around to posting.