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“At least I don't stomp around with a bad attitude and a shitty hat! Maybe you're right Craig, maybe your training is perfect - but you distract people with how nasty you are and how ridiculous you look in that thing! What are you, ten years old?!”.
“Leave my hat out of this! I wear it for a practical reason - it keeps my ears warm!”.
“Ooh, cold ears! Now there's a tragedy if I ever saw one!”, Tweek retorted sarcastically.
The Oxford Comma is a bar on the main strip in Denver that entices people inside with bright lights that mesmerize and illuminate stained glass windows. But young bartender Craig Tucker contrasts warm and inviting. He’s nonchalant at best but well-known to cantankerous, sardonic and well - just plain RUDE.
There’s a reason the bar goes through employees almost as fast as he changes his own underwear - Craig does NOT play nice with others. He doesn’t just keep his cards close to his chest, he keeps them buried six feet under.
But one blistering cold December night a lost looking blonde stranger enters the bar and successfully acquires a job working alongside Craig
How do Tweek and Craig go from Strangers to Enemies to Friends to Lovers?!
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08 Feb 2026
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craig and tweek learn how to remember each other. one is relearning how to love, and one is relearning how not to. neither of them remember how to feel correctly, anyway. it’s all a game, and that’s all it has been.
or, tweek gets electroshock therapy.
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30 Dec 2025
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There was nothing else on his mind. Craig couldn't speak, couldn't breathe without thinking about Kyle. It was insufferable; a pull he felt tearing at his heart from inside his chest and dragging him closer to the edge he knew he would never recover from falling off of.
What had happened to him? When did this mild interest in Kyle Broflovski manifest into care, and want, and love? When had he become obsessed with the mere idea of this man by his side for the rest of his life?
It was almost laughable, how Craig acted as if he didn't know the answer to his own anxious ruminations.
He didn't fucking care. Because now, it was an opportunity. An opportunity for him to truly commit to the act of caring for and loving another human being unconditionally, without anyone to interfere.
Was it really selfish if it was all he'd ever asked for?
or, after a rather odd encounter with kyle broflovski in high school, craig develops a certain kind of curiosity as to how he lived now that they were no longer friends. the moment he began to feed into that curiosity, it began to morph into something much, much more dangerous.
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18 Jan 2026
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When an old tablet glitches during a late night inventory shift at Tweek Bros Coffee, Tweek accidentally uncovers something private... years of Craig's unsent message drafts. What he finds there unravels everything he thought he knew about their relationship. Craig's frustrations, his apologies, his fears, and the words he's never dared to say out loud. Suddenly every flinch, every deleted text, every quiet moment feels loaded with new meaning. Caught between guilt and spiraling anxiety, Tweek has to decide whether to keep the secret or risk breaking the fragile thing they've built by finally bringing the unsent into the light.
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04 Feb 2026
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Tweek’s eyes narrow, and Craig feels a thrill shoot down his spine.
Fucking yes, baby, let me have it.
“Look, man. I just wanted to make sure you were okay with me being at your practices and shit,” Tweek says, voice hard. God. Why is this getting him going? “I don’t want to have you glaring at me from the pitcher’s mound every time I’m trying to make a TikTok.”
Craig rolls his eyes. “I don’t give a shit about what you do, Tweek. It doesn’t affect me.”
Lies, lies, lies. I care so much. So goddamn much.
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After being separated for five years, Tweek and Craig meet again in college when Tweek is asked to take over the baseball team's social media.Series
- Part 2 of eccentric orbits universe
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