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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    "A BOTTOM?!"

    Nie Huaisang has attempted to pull some sneaky shit on Wei Ying when they've worked together in the past, but this is the icing on the fucking cake.

    "Nope. I didn't agree to this. I'm out."

    Nie Huaisang snaps his fingers, and an assistant appears with a suspicious looking stack of papers. "Actually," Nie Huaisang says, casually flipping to a page in the middle and pointing to the second paragraph. "You did."

    "What the…?"

    Wei Ying snatches the contract from his hands and is pissed to find that yes, it does indeed say, in fancy, air-tight legalese, that Wei Ying has no say in whether he is the one filling a hole or the hole itself. He checks one more time to confirm that it's his initials on the side and his signature on the final page, dated for today.

    "You motherfucker."

    "I'm more in the business of fucking your dad," Nie Huaisang airily replies, taking back the contract before Wei Ying can incinerate it. "Now go get your enema."

    "My—! I fucking hate you." Script in hand and without another word, Wei Ying, who has served as the top in every gay pornographic film he has starred in thus far, stomps off to get his ass cleaned.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Wei Wuxian is about to strip out of his robe when he hears a sound. A quiet “ah”. Slowly and silently, he comes up around his privacy screen. He first looks under the bed, but there is no one. Wei Wuxian purses his lips. He could swear the sounds came from his room. His gaze travels to the closet. The door is slightly ajar. He goes over and throws the door open with his foot.
    “Gotcha!” Wei Wuxian blinks. The closet is empty. And squeaky clean. This is when he hears it again. It is strangely louder from inside the closet. Another muffled “ah”. He steps fully inside, pressing his ear against the back of the closet.
    Agh!”
    Startled, he jerks back. That sounds … He can’t quite place it, but somehow his face heats. It sounds like pain and at the same time not. Either way, something is going on! He concentrates.
    Then he hears it. Some kind of wet gliding noise in a short rhythm. Heavy breathing. It is faint, as if the person tries to muffle the sound. Another barely there “ah, ah” and suddenly Wei Wuxian knows what he’s hearing.
    He rips his ear back abruptly, staring at the wood, face heating even more.
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    Day 12 of the Hanguang-June Kinky Pride Anthology: Mutual Masturbation!

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Wei Ying wants to see how big Lan Zhan's dick is... for science, he says.

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    Wei Ying is no innocent virgin okay? He’s had sex before. Lots of it even! Well okay that’s not entirely true. But he has had sex. With women. But the thing is, Wei Ying doesn’t only like women, he likes men too. He just has this one teensy little problem when it comes to closing the deal with guys. He panics. He can flirt with girls all day, every day. But for some reason when he tries to flirt with a hot guy his brain shuts down or something and he either can’t make a single noise or says the absolute worst things.

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    Wei Ying sucks at hitting on guys, but he has decided that tonight he'll finally be successful. And luckily for him, the Most Beautiful Man in the World is right in front of him.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The Yiling Patriarch makes a bargain with the cultivation world. He'll give them the power to defeat Wen Ruohan. No more death. No more war.

    All he wants in return is Lan Wangji.

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    27 May 2026