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Etho had barely escaped Joel’s verbal barrage when a pair of antlers yanked him behind the lumber shed.
“I was bored, you know” Gem pouted, flicking a stray, ginger lock behind her shoulder. “And hungry!”Their alliance was logical, really.
A man who could regenerate anything, and… The girl who ate people. -
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Impulse thinks he might never be able to erase it from his mind, maybe because he feels some sort of kinship with this kid for liking the same, shitty brand of chewing gum he likes, maybe because that same, single, childish item sits so innocently in the middle of what is one ingredient shy of a death sentence.
The cashier rings him up.
Chewing gum.
Duct tape.
Plastic bag.
Sleeping pills.
15,20€, in cash.
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Adolescence: or, Remember that time you tried to climb in through the tree house window and sprained your ankle because you’re an idiot and we had to carry you all the way home, but we all got ice cream so it’s fine by ZenithHelix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
30 Mar 2026
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Etho is ninety percent legs, Joel is ninety percent ego and Gem is isopropyl alcohol. It's not love, because it's a town too small to know the word for polyamory. It's not love, because it might be something more.
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Gem helps Etho with sorting his storage system.
Gem gets a haircut.
Gem and Etho go to Grian's birthday party.
There is a severed horse head in Etho's house.
Grian is missing.
Everyone is vomiting.Everything is fine.
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The world may have ended, but, to Reiner, some things never change.
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Techno leaned further out and glanced down. Below he saw the stone brick wall of his house, the slightly raised window of his basement, and then… Nothing. It wasn't fog and it wasn’t snow, either. It was just absence.
"Yeah, seems reasonable" he noted to himself.
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Techno wakes up in a dying world.
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Poem about Grian struggling to finish a build and Scar showing up to help.
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Hange is having horrible menstrual cramps and Levi's presence is a bother. Thinking it will gross him out enough to leave the room, they suggest he fingers them. They don't expect him to… Actually agree to it.
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Mumbo is the Curator of the Grand Library of Stelladigmata, the sunken city of Ancient Builders. Over his many years in his role, he has never once failed to protect his precious archive. If a fire mage shows up and tells him to strip – or he'll burn down the library – then he will strip. No matter how he feels about it.
As the actions of the two thugs escalate, however, he can't help, but wonder if his choice to endure is even his own – or if the Grand Library has some mysterious power over him that demands he protect it at all costs.
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- Part 3 of Ancient Builders: Nightmare's Bazaar
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She isn't trying to kill him, he doesn't think.
But it probably wasn't a good idea to let her know he can still hear Bertholdt's voice.Or:
Annie brings Armin within an inch of his life to get to talk to Bertholdt, again.
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If Xisuma had said he hadn’t had fantasies like this – well, that would simply have been a bold-faced lie. It wasn’t often that he opened up a player’s inner workings to gaze into the river of scripts beneath, but when he did, his mind always returned to the same, familiar make-believe: All the things he could do if he gave in, just once. His target’s entire being and personality would be at his mercy, their most vulnerable thoughts an open book to be rewritten to X’s liking. A horrible fantasy he kept to himself, because combing through entity code never had pleasant reasons behind it. The last thing the polite admin wanted was to cause someone grief by letting loose what had carelessly popped into his head on late nights spent working.
But he had permission, this time, readily offered by two people who were about to get more than they had bargained for.Or:
Xisuma masterminds a mind control predicament bondage scenario over the phone while Grian and Mumbo fuck each other's brains out.
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Ex had many hobbies in life. Bribery. Blackmail. Arson. If he had to pick a favorite, though, it was pestering his goody-two-shoes clone. The “better” brother. Xisuma “Everyone-has-good-qualities” Void and his server of holier-than-thou loons whose trust-based system had, against all odds, yet to implode.
But surely, Ex wasn’t experiencing fondness for this backwards place. It certainly hadn’t grown on him after countless hours spent attempting to bring about its demise. Not at all.
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Xisuma is overworked. Ex is burdened by feelings (ew). They swordfight about it.
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"Oh, he's Mumbo, he's a ghost" Grian explained, which, of course, without a doubt, explained everything.
"Oh, cool! Hi, Mumbo, I'm Scar, I'm a regular flesh person" he greeted, because it was impossible to phase this man.Or:
Grian is overworked from studying for his exams, decides to talk to ghosts instead.
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Eventually, all of god's little mistakes turn thirty-three by ZenithHelix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Apr 2025
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Back when he'd been birthed into this world, scientists didn't really concern themselves with silly things like ethics or consequences, in fact, they thought such things a burden. Nobody ever stopped to consider that Doc would one day be over thirty years old, working nine to five at a lab, desperately trying to unravel the absurd circumstances of his existence.
Doc smelled like an entire rose garden. And he was also really horny, which was a rather strange combination. He didn’t know what that meant and it was driving him up the wall.
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Doc catches creeper heat from their test subjects and Ren helps him out.
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... Is not denied. Something has broken on the server and now nobody can come – which is a problem, considering the Hermits are a horny bunch. The problem abruptly fixes itself during a meeting and the server kindly gives everyone a month's worth of delayed orgasms.
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Grian checked his communicator and smiled. "It seems like everyone else has made it home safe"
"Aw, that's nice" Scar replied.
The setting Sun dipped below the tree canopy, shining directly into his eyes. Grian stepped in front of the blazing sphere, his silhouette glowing. He flashed the white of his teeth. "It is nice""It means nobody will hear you scream"
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Grian is a creature of the night and abducts Scar. The scene they're playing out hits a bit too close to home for him, though.
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- Part 3 of Hermitcraft: Artemisia Event
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The Dollmaker by ZenithHelix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
11 Apr 2025
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"Now, be a good girl and take your medicine"
Lizzie's body clenched up. "You're insane" she shuddered.
The shopkeeper smiled. "So I've been told"Or:
Lizzie gets turned into a living lolita doll by Doc while Joel is forced to watch.
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- Part 2 of Ancient Builders: Nightmare's Bazaar
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Trigger warning and introductory notes.
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- Part 1 of Ancient Builders: Nightmare's Bazaar
- Language:
- English
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- 166
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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Grian sighed. "I'm just twitchy, I guess. I can't figure out why, though"
Mumbo gave him a sympathetic smile, his mustache crinkling around the edges. "Weird question, but have you checked the calendar lately?"
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Grian experiences the anniversary effect.
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Doc spoke up again. "You know, the others are always worried you spend so much time planning and making sure everyone’s alright that you don't actually get to enjoy yourself” he hummed. “I think hearing your pretty voice would put everyone's mind at ease"
Xisuma had trouble being vocal at the best of times. Sure, the admin took part in events with the others and sure, some had seen him in varying states of dishevelment, but this was different. He couldn’t. Not like this.
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Sculk sensor predicament bondage where the only way to get off is to be loud.
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- Part 2 of Hermitcraft: Artemisia Event