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Shane is grocery shopping for Ilya's visit to the cottage. He is maybe overpreparing. Just a little.
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Ilya watches Shane leave the club with Rose. But instead of going home alone, Ilya chooses the nuclear option.
(Alexa, play "All the Things She Said")
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Shane gets a tattoo. Things escalate from there.
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Pandora only has eyes for her goddess, who looks like fire made flesh. She is like a beacon in the smoky din of the club. Pandora wants the woman to raze her to the ground like a forest fire. She wants to be smoking ruins at her feet.
OR: Lily gets railed in the loo by Pandora while Regulus is romancing James.
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Regulus washes ashore on a beach in Kent without memory or magic. He makes wooden toys and has tea with his neighbour, until the war comes crashing back into his life to remind him he has unfinished business.
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One 50 word chapter per daily Microficmay prompt. Tags will be adapted accordingly.
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Drarry ficlets inspired by prompts from Tumblr @drarrymicrofic or other Drarry prompt fests
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The Adventures Of Harry Potter And His Very Dramatic Boyfriend by acari
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2023
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This a series of loosely connected ficlets chronicling the adventures of long-suffering Harry Potter and his very dramatic boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. All written semi-drunk or barely awake. Proceed accordingly.
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All podfics narrated by acari in one place.
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Ilya spits, and Ilya swallows.
Bookmarked by acari
24 Jun 2026
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Ripe by saltandbyrne (WorkID: 82565316#main)
Summary: Ilya spits, and Ilya swallows.
Exceptionally horny
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Ilya discovers that he can control time. Now he's on a quest to prevent his mother's suicide.
Enter Shane Hollander.
Enter Shane Hollander.
Enter Shane Hollander.Bookmarked by acari
22 Jun 2026
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mirage by ann_sable (WorkID: 83408146)
Summary: Ilya discovers that he can control time. Now he's on a quest to prevent his mother's suicide.
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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Bookmarked by acari
23 Jun 2026
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Clean Sweep by YankingAwry (WorkID: 86098771)
Summary: Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium. -
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Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.
Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.
Bookmarked by acari
19 Jun 2026
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Wins Above Replacement by mcshrug (WorkID: 85171191)
Summary: Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.
Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.
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for richer or poorer by lowkey_existential_despair
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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There was a twitter post. A video. The caption said #pissgate. The video started playing automatically, and Ilya saw the nondescript white tile of the Metros locker room, and then the camera peered around a corner, and there he was. There Shane was. It played just long enough for Ilya to hear himself—say it—and Shane—piss on me. please—before his phone fell from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the concrete.
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Bookmarked by acari
09 Jan 2026
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for richer or poorer by lowkey_existential_despair (WorkID: 77179151)Summary: There was a twitter post. A video. The caption said #pissgate. The video started playing automatically, and Ilya saw the nondescript white tile of the Metros locker room, and then the camera peered around a corner, and there he was. There Shane was. It played just long enough for Ilya to hear himself—say it—and Shane—piss on me. please—before his phone fell from his nerveless fingers and shattered on the concrete.
The one where Shane is looking at houses in Greenland. For reasons. This hurt my heart.