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Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.
And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.
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06 Jul 2026
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Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more.
Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 1 of Dark Livestream Extended Universe
- Part 10 of October, 2021
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18 Jun 2026
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Lily's world ends with a hissed conversation between a boy and a snake.
Or - her affair has been more grievous of a betrayal than she could've imagined. Now, she is left to deal with the consequences.
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- Part 2 of it looks ugly - but it's clean
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14 Jun 2026
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Lily Anne Evans was born January 30th, 1960. She was meant to die October 31st, 1981. In this story, she lives. Everything is changed.
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There is nothing a mother’s love cannot overcome. No evil it cannot vanquish.
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- Part 2 of Bronze Age
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14 Jun 2026
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On the Hotline by duplicity for the distractions 💬 discord server
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jan 2021
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When Harry calls an assassin hotline, he's expecting it to be a fun prank that's good for a laugh. What he gets is Tom Riddle, a budding assassin who takes his job very seriously.
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- Part 3 of Retail Hell
- Part 1 of Voldemort's Assassin Hotline
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09 Jun 2026