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Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.
Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
10 Jul 2026
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Harry never wanted to be unique. He only ever wanted to be Harry, just Harry. In one brave, or perhaps foolish moment, someone lets him know he is not alone and that changes everything.
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- Part 1 of Merlin's Seat
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
08 Jul 2026
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Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.
And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
06 Jul 2026
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Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more.
Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 1 of Dark Livestream Extended Universe
- Part 10 of October, 2021
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- English
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- 99,222
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- 29/?
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
18 Jun 2026
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Lily's world ends with a hissed conversation between a boy and a snake.
Or - her affair has been more grievous of a betrayal than she could've imagined. Now, she is left to deal with the consequences.
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- Part 2 of it looks ugly - but it's clean
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14 Jun 2026
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Lily Anne Evans was born January 30th, 1960. She was meant to die October 31st, 1981. In this story, she lives. Everything is changed.
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There is nothing a mother’s love cannot overcome. No evil it cannot vanquish.
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- Part 2 of Bronze Age
Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
14 Jun 2026
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On the Hotline by duplicity for the distractions 💬 discord server
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jan 2021
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When Harry calls an assassin hotline, he's expecting it to be a fun prank that's good for a laugh. What he gets is Tom Riddle, a budding assassin who takes his job very seriously.
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- Part 3 of Retail Hell
- Part 1 of Voldemort's Assassin Hotline
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- 8,268
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
09 Jun 2026
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It Takes Courage by lucanidsoap
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace is a coward. Always has been. He doesn't take risks, and his failed scientific career, failed friendships, and failed romantic life don't prove otherwise. But he saved Rocky, whether that be out of selflessness or the fear of being alone again. He took a risk.
Grace is glum in the midst of waiting for Taumoeba-06 to evolve (any day now), burdened by loneliness and touch-starvation. Attentive Rocky notices this in Grace's demeanor and checks in on him. Grace confesses how much he misses physical contact and surprisingly discovers the feeling is mutual.
Rocky engineers a solution. Something that will drastically change the course of their relationship.
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Rocky engineers a method for him and Grace to hug. This escalates to Rocky pleasuring Grace, a misunderstood confession of love (language barrier), regular physical contact (among other things), and reaching a mutual understanding of what their relationship means.
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- Part 1 of Soap's PHM Fics
Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
12 May 2026
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savior of love by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Apr 2026
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“Grace consider dating on Erid question?” Rocky asks in a tone I can’t decipher.
“What’s with the sudden interest in this topic?” I reply in lieu of answering.
“Grace avoid question question?”
“I’m not avoiding anything, bud, I’m just wondering where all of this is coming from, that’s all.” And avoiding. Definitely avoiding.
or, alternatively: rocky confesses and grace freaks out.
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- Part 1 of Savior of Love Series
Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
11 May 2026
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We’re Looking For Something Dumb To Do by YukiOnnaOfWinter
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Apr 2026
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The touch was a live wire, a current traversing frayed copper to the dusty electric heater left, half forgotten, behind his breastbone in the chaos of the last tenant’s rapid exit.
Or, Grace and Rocky become the first aliens in the Tau Ceti system to have a vegas style drunk wedding.
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- Part 1 of I Think I Wanna Marry You
Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
11 May 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
Later, Ryland visits Erid and Adrian learns about Ryland's biology.- Language:
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
11 May 2026
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rocky curious too by serenfire
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Mar 2026
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Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.
There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”
Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”
Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
11 May 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
11 May 2026
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Open Up Your Eyes by Brokenpitchpipe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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“Are you going to tell me what I did wrong, or are you just going to give me the silent treatment for the next four years?”
“Human treatment to induce silence?” Rocky perks up. “Good plan. You teach. I administer.”
(or: the long, bumpy road to the truth)
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
10 May 2026
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Luna’s Lawful Guide to Lemon Drops, Larceny, and Llamas by galileagalilei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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Luna turned her head slowly, taking in the sea of leafy columns around her. The earth smelled sweet and lush, as though someone had spilt an entire harvest festival on the ground.
“Well,” she said aloud – with no one else around to hear – “this is new.”
A sudden gust of wind tore through the field, bending the green towers nearly flat and making Luna’s hair whip against her cheeks. It also revealed, hanging from the plants, large tufts of shaggy, golden-brown fluff.
“Not entirely new, then,” Luna concluded, rising to her feet with a small grunt. She brushed off her dress – pointlessly, since it was already a disaster – and regarded the towering stalks with polite interest.
“It appears I have landed myself in a cornfield.”
In which Luna is accidentally blasted into the past courtesy of one of her mother’s experiments. Somehow, she then manages to hoodwink a Dark Lord, acquire a cult following, seduce unsuspecting wixen with nothing but apples in hand, and thoroughly enrage a priest.
Love, naturally, sneaks in at the end.
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- Part 5 of My Harry Potter Story Vault
- Language:
- English
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- 114,888
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- 40/40
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
05 May 2026
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Impractical by koreflowers (sephmeadowes)
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Teen Wolf (TV), The Vampire Diaries (TV), Twilight (Movies)
21 Aug 2025
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Jessica and Edward leave Forks for sunny Palo Alto to attend Stanford. They're making new friends and realizing just how big and insane this supernatural world they're in really is. Jessica Stanley just wants to get through college alive. Is that too much to ask for?
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- Part 2 of Impossible
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23 Apr 2026
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Impossible by koreflowers (sephmeadowes)
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
14 Jul 2020
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All Jessica knew is that she hates Edward Cullen. She can't seem to escape him no matter what she does. She just wants to graduate and never see his stupid face ever again. Too bad for her the impossible has happened because he's fallen in love with her.
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- Part 1 of Impossible
- Language:
- English
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- 62,589
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
23 Apr 2026
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Rocky makes the flexible xenonite membrane to comfort Grace.
Eridians don't sound like this, the fleshy parts of us are more internal and not so… active? There's just so much to hear, with it in my arms like this. The textures of its skin, the lines where the skin folds out of habit. The burn where I touched it, really touched it.
Inspired by jadepataki's Boundary Conditions :) all dialogue from the original story! I just wanted to write Rocky's POV. I thought about how *different* Grace would sound now that Rocky can hear him through solid connection instead of through air-xenonite-air.
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23 Apr 2026
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I listen as Grace clambers to control room, calling, "Mary, activate surround sound." The ship replies to him, affirmative. "Mary, play golden gate bridge park at evening," Grace directs.
Grace makes the whole ship into a Don't Go Crazy room for Rocky.
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- Part 2 of silence/sound
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23 Apr 2026
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"Sometimes body wake up in stages. I could think but I no hear. Too quiet. Alone alone alone," he explains.
"Not alone. I'm here here here," I reply.
Rocky wakes up but he can't hear Grace. And rightfully so he freaks out about that.
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- Part 1 of silence/sound
Bookmarked by alphaghettispaghetti
23 Apr 2026