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The worst part: Harry was still asymptomatic.
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Harry Potter's Guide to Parasocial Relationships (Gone Right) by andtwisted
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter really, really, really wants Sirius Black, the lead singer of the band Black Magik. Full stop.
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Sirius Black is Harry's godfather. It's odd, then, that Harry still hasn't met him, at nineteen years old.
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two slow dancers (last ones out) by andtwisted for mihorina
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2025
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“Don’t move,” Sirius ordered. “I’m going to treat you, but only so I can ask how the hell you got into my house. Then, I’m handing you over to my mate. He’s an Auror, you know.”
Harry couldn’t speak. He must have been in the afterlife, or some twisted version of it where Sirius wasn’t Sirius, but Harry had never been a particularly demanding boy and he wanted for even less as an adult. He, who was desperate for any scrap of Sirius, would take what he got graciously.
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the one in which harry's magic is out of control and knows his desires better than he does
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i’ll always be there (as frightened as you) by andtwisted
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
18 Feb 2021
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basically trisha's in a coma and everything gets messed up by andtwisted
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
29 May 2020
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Like it says, a modern AU where Trisha is in a coma and the Elric brothers go through the foster system. Also, police AU.
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Roy Mustang goes out to investigate an explosion, and what he finds is himself. Specifically, his seventeen year old self, shaken and terrified and somehow jumped forwards in time by twelve whole years. How time-travel is even possible evades him, but he knows they need to find a way to send the younger version of Roy back to his own time.
Edward joins the efforts, lending his mind to the problem - but what Ed finds is a sweet kid so in touch with his emotions that he cries all the time and stands up for what's right even at great danger to himself. In other words, the complete opposite of the Bastard Colonel.
As they all work together to send Roy back to the past they inevitably become closer, what starts as friendship turns to more, and questions about who Colonel Mustang is finally let Ed see his CO in a new light.
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14 Jul 2026
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“Can I kiss you,” Roy asked, all gentle and polite, and Dick couldn’t say anything. He couldn’t force his tongue to form words, he couldn’t make his lips move, he couldn’t use his throat. He had to say no. Didn’t he? He couldn’t let Roy kiss him, not when he knew it was wrong, not when he knew Roy would hate him for it later, not when it scared him so bad he couldn't breathe. Roy was just looking at him, waiting for an answer. Like it was simple. Dick felt like the universe was closing in on him.
Or: Dick and Roy, through the years, over and over again.
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28 Jun 2024
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Late Bloomers Guide to Interpersonal Boundaries by pentapus for pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
29 Sep 2018
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“Tim,” Dick said eventually, “do we know anything about Jason’s dating history?”
(Dick goes to Tim for help with the family's estranged black sheep. Tim would be happy to help if Dick would actually tell him what's going on.)
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- 4,264
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25 Mar 2024
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When Harry wakes up in an alternate timeline--a timeline where Voldemort was defeated long before the first war--he discovers everything is different. His parents, his godfather, his friends--and him. Harry must deal with the consequences of who he would have been if he had been raised by his parents, and figure out where he stands with his casual hook up, Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of White Knight
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- English
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by andtwisted
16 Jan 2024
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AU where the Dwarf in the Flask dies in Xerxes, Trisha lives, and Ed and Al have a (relatively) normal childhood.
Title from 'Oops I did it Again' by Britney Spears, because the orginal title for this AU was 'oops,' and also because Britney Spears.
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12 Jan 2024