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Hermione Granger has been hopelessly in love with Draco Malfoy for longer than she'd like to admit. So when he asks another woman out right in front of her, she decides enough is enough. One night out, one fresh start, and absolutely no pining.
It would have been the perfect plan, really, if she'd just left her phone at home.
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24 Jul 2026
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Something New by BasicHumanWrites for Serpent_Sortia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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Oh shit. The man she has been wantonly rubbing herself against is not a stranger.
It’s Draco Fucking Malfoy, the main character in too many of her dreams for too many years (and a few daytime fantasies, too).
For a moment, she wonders if maybe she’s hallucinating him.OR:
Ginny and Pansy convince Hermione that what she needs is a night of dancing, drinking, and forgetting her ex.- Language:
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21 Jul 2026
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For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.
Is he pissed or something?
Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.
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19 Jul 2026
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It’s a beautiful summer day. Lilly follows her dad as they look for just the right spot to have their picnic. But dad doesn’t pay attention to the other families out. He has a particular thought in mind.
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15 Jul 2026
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I warned you there'd be consequences by malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2024
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Ron's been cheating on her. His brothers are even angrier about it than she is.
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- Part 2 of Malfoyesque Kinktober 2024
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11 Jul 2026
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Being competent is exhausting. All day long, Hermione makes important decisions—so many that she hardly has the time to choose her lunch. Or make it.
Or eat it.
And her startlingly competent coworker has everything in order—his job, his health, even his six-year-old daughter. After witnessing her plight, he offers to take a load off her shoulders. Help her out with things like...lunch.
It should be embarrassing.
It is embarrassing.
And yet...
She...likes it?
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03 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy's Friday To-Do List:
Survive another day working opposite Hermione Granger without spontaneously combusting from his devastating crush.
Intercept a tacky Valentine's card meant for her. (For her own safety, obviously).
Accidentally inhale a full dose of a powdered lust potion from said card.
Suffer the deeply humiliating, full-body, and extremely delicious consequences for the next 48 hours.
Try not to moan when she touches you.
Failure on all counts is imminent. It's going to be a long weekend.
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02 Jul 2026
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Paige's mom brings a handsome man home to meet her and she can't resist seducing him. This has consequences.
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- Part 6 of my NSFW
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27 Jun 2026
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Grace's dad interrupts her phone sex while sleepwalking to fuck multiple loads into her
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16 Jun 2026
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Every two months, Draco Malfoy’s condition requires him to be room bound for an entire day.
The A/B/O rut fic.
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09 Jun 2026
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F is for Friday, Friends and The Fancying Sense by WhiskyGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2026
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“You need to stop!” She finally managed to gasp after several thick swallows, once her pipes were cleared.
“Wh-” she didn’t let him question her as she slammed her fork down on the kitchen island.
“I- I know you’re not doing it on purpose, Malfoy, and it’s fine in the pub where it’s neutral territory- but we’re in your kitchen, and I can see your socks, and that’s very intimate, and how you’re acting- like- like you like me, it’s making me think things and- it’s confusing. Is this because I mentioned the thing about human contact and the milkman earlier?” She took a heaving breath and wished to all the gods she had just kept the chicken in her mouth. “Sorry,” she finally spoke after a tense silence, “I didn’t mean to shout.”
Draco Malfoy blinked at her for a solid minute. It looked as though he was picking over every word she’d vomited at him. “I do like you,” he finally said, in a very neutral tone.
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A funny little one-shot where Hermione is Autism Coded and Draco is Smitten.
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- Part 6 of The A to Z of Dramione
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29 May 2026
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Everything Is Going To Change by Drops_of_CyprusGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2022
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Tumblr Text Prompt:
"You're always going to mean something to me."
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'Do they still hurt?' He glanced at her as his thumb pressed gently on her ring finger. He brought it up to his eye-line. The new skin looked pink and soft. Perfect.She swallowed and looked at him without replying.
He lamented in silence. What could he say? I'm going to miss you. He scoffed in his mind. Merlin help him, but it was the truth.
'You did a good job at healing them.' She mumbled, looking down their hands, his thumb absent-mindedly rubbing up and down the length of her fingers. Her petite hands were absolutely dwarfed by his.
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24 May 2026
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After an argument with Ron at the Yule Ball, Hermione is left feeling angry and hurt. She finds a surprising solace in the darkness of a quiet corridor. Year 4 Dramione. Oneshot.
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24 May 2026
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“Oh—er, yes—an ink stain, just there,” she lied. He looked skeptical, as if he didn’t quite believe her.
His eyes stayed locked on hers as he licked his thumb and wiped the spot. “Did I get it?”
She glanced back at his neck, slightly red where he’d rubbed it, but otherwise flawless. “Um. Yes. All good now.” He tilted his head slightly and looked at her appraisingly. She mumbled something about having forgotten a file and retreated to her own room, face burning. She splashed cold water on her face, pulled herself together, and returned to his room with her professional pants on, ready to settle in for an evening of serious work and not lusting over her coworker.
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Hermione decides to let off some steam but forgets to lock the door.
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22 May 2026
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Hermione is trying to be a proper good friend and wingwoman to Ginny after her breakup, leading them to a club on Halloween.
They end up running into old enemies. Will their evening end with more of a trick, or a treat?
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22 May 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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21 May 2026
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Hermione Granger has a good reason for avoiding Draco Malfoy, the cause of the most mortifying episode of her life. (She thought it was a date!) But he and his son are now unavoidably enmeshed in the lives of her best friends and their children. She should probably be offended that Ginny called in Draco and Scorpius to supervise as she babysits James and Lily. She’s too busy panicking.
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16 May 2026
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“It’s just coffee. And a few notes.”
“Exactly. Who gives gifts anonymously for weeks—”
“A few months now,” Hermione mumbles.
“—for months to a friend?”
“Yes, that’s what I’m trying to figure out.”
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Or, Draco really has trouble talking to Hermione.
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15 May 2026
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“Alright, Hermione. Tell me what having a work flirt means. It’s no skin off my back whether or not you engage in an office romance with your former bully, but last I checked, you had a boyfriend. One you could anytime flirt with.”
“Draco’s not actually interested in me. He’s engaged to Astoria Greengrass.” It stung a bit to say it out loud, even though it was the inescapable reality. Ginny knew it. Everyone knew it. “It’s just a bit of fun. Makes the work hours go by a little faster. It’s stimulating—intellectually and physically.”
“Physically, eh?” Ginny lifted a cautiously interested brow.
“Well, just in the sense that it makes my heart race a little.” She picked at a fleck of dirt beneath her thumbnail, embarrassed and exposed by Ginny’s persistent line of questioning. “You know, a little…thrilling.”
“Flirting with Draco Malfoy is… thrilling?”
Or, Hermione and Draco are relentless work flirts, because they think it's all they can ever be. They are mistaken.
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15 May 2026
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A powerful, ancient sex curse threatens Hermione Granger's life, and there's only one cure. The problem? She's a virgin, time is running out, and none other than Draco Malfoy has just appeared in her living room.
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15 May 2026