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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
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16 Jul 2026
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Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn’t realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy.
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16 Jul 2026
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Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.
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16 Jul 2026
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Two years had passed since the final battle, since Voldemort lost. Two years since the night, a blur of grief and firewhisky, where she and Harry had found a desperate, fleeting solace in each other's arms. A mistake, she’d thought, a moment of weakness. But mistakes, she’d learned, had consequences. She didn’t want to get pregnant. Merlin, she had had so many plans.
Athena.
The name was a whispered prayer, a fragile bloom in the wasteland of her heart. Athena, her daughter, her secret, her fierce, impossible love. A love born of a night she wished she could erase, yet a love that burned brighter than any regret.
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14 Jul 2026
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The faint scratching sound of quill on parchment ceased immediately, replaced by a baleful snap as said quill broke unexpectedly in two – the delicate spine of the feather unable to withstand the sudden added pressure exerted from Draco's white knuckled grip.
Apparently the know-it-all swot had also enrolled in healer training at St Mungo’s after the war. And now she was here. In France. In his hospital. Waiting in the lobby. Part of the group of exchange healers he would be working with for the next year.
Fuck him.
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Living in France as a respected mediwizard, Draco has left his past far behind him and across the English Channel. Now... if only his past had stayed there– Apparently someone didn't get the memo.
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11 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.
When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.
Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.
And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.
When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?
Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.
He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.
What could go wrong?
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10 Jul 2026
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08 Jul 2026
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Cheating mothers and meddling partners by Pcm_read
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2026
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NOW COMPLETE!!
After years of trying to make herself smaller to fit Ron's ideals of a wife and dealing with the aftermath of her time with Bellatrix Lestrange, Hermione catches him cheating on her in a bathroom of a pub.
Theo Nott and Pansy Parkinson, who are now her close friends, along with a few other unexpected allies, come up with a short term solution for her problems while Hermione tries to rearrange her life as she discovers her memories might have been tampered with.
In the mean time, Investor & Potions Master Draco Malfoy is trying his best to escape a marriage contract to Astoria Greengrass, use his fortune for some good and gain a bit of public grace, while the quiet ache of guilt towards a certain know-it-all who ignored his apology letter and never talked to him again after his trial still lingers beneath the surface.- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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Not How It Was Supposed to Go by DaronwyK for Ciule
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2023
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A slight misunderstanding ends in a most satisfying way. Who knew changing the course of history could feel so good?
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01 Jul 2026
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How to Lose Your Dignity in 7 Years: A Malfoy Memoir by talesofboredom
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy had a simple life plan: be elegant, superior and appropriately unbearable as the Slytherin Prince of Hogwarts.
What he didn’t plan for was spending seven entire years of Hogwarts: throwing up from nerves over one particular girl, getting punched in the face by said girl and slowly realizing, with mounting horror, that he was hopelessly in love with her.
Now, in his (absolutely unauthorized) “memoir,” Draco recounts his version of events. From the first “I definitely hate her” to the inevitable “Oh no, I think I love her”, with all the arrogance, denial and internal meltdowns only a Malfoy can achieve.
A short fic retelling the Hogwarts years through the eyes of a Draco who is far too in love to admit it and far too pathetic to hide it.
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28 Jun 2026
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After the battle at the ministry, Voldemort changes tactics - ordering his Death Eaters to look into those close to Harry Potter hoping to use his loved ones as leverage. What happens when he looks too closely at the girl with golden eyes? What does he discover as he digs deeper?
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27 Jun 2026
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Nothing is as it seems.
A splinching incident lands Hermione Granger in the arms of someone wholly unexpected... and they might not let her go.
A dramione story based off of Beauty and the Beast with a twist.
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24 Jun 2026
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They watched in anticipation as the potion covered the parchment to the edges but not spilling over or soaking in. Everyone held their breaths. Suddenly, the liquid sunk into the parchment and in blood red ink wrote her name and birthday towards the bottom.
Hermione Jean Granger - 19th September 1979
A line spread up from her name and split into two.
Marlene Eleanor McKinnon - 1st August 1960
Everyone let out a collective breath. Then the ink started again, for a moment everyone had forgotten that they didn’t know the second parent. Hermione closed her eyes.
Or Hermione finds herself too curious one day and her world flips upside down. She has two new parents, two new siblings and two new godparents, one of which comes with baggage, not that Hermione's complaining. Follow the story of Hermione as she figures out her new normal with three new house guests living with her new family.
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19 Jun 2026
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Draco overhears Ron at his stag night and the next day Theo encourages him to do something about it.
Inspired by the castle storming scene in TPB, so some dialogue is borrowed.Or: I posted a funny POV on TikTok using audio from The Princess Bride and then I got bullied into writing this(not really).
No beta, all horrendous grammar is my own.
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17 Jun 2026
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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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16 Jun 2026
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Wordless Promise by AnneCaterina for turtle_wexler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2023
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Hermione and Ron finally go on their first date. She ends up going home with Snape.
M rating is because of a couple of swear words
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10 Jun 2026
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Years after the war, Severus Snape is alive — scarred, guarded, and quietly content as Hogwarts' Potions Master and Deputy Headmaster. He owes his life to a handful of stubborn people who refused to let him die.
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts as the new Charms Professor, carrying more than her teaching robes. She has two-year-old twins, Eve and Emmett, a past she's still trying to outrun, and a strength she doesn't yet know she's rebuilt.
Neither of them is looking for this. Neither of them expects it.
But love, like the best antidotes, works slowly — and then all at once.
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08 Jun 2026
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Hermione's in love and she's grown tired of hiding it.
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06 Jun 2026
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Ineluctable- that which cannot be escaped, resisted, or turned aside; the pull of fate itself.
OR: Hermione Granger, armed with her favorite books and a Time-Turner, stages a rescue mission for a young Tom Riddle's soul and ends up falling in love with him instead.
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31 May 2026
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When a secret potions lab sealed since Slytherin’s time is unearthed beneath Hogwarts, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are called in to unlock its mysteries. What begins as a tense collaboration soon becomes a dangerous battle of pleasure and wits as the room’s ancient magic traps them inside. Forced to work together to complete volatile potions left as a twisted test by Slytherin himself, Hermione and Snape find themselves confronting more than just Slytherin’s legacy—they must also face the simmering tension and undeniable chemistry growing between them.
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22 May 2026