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The Hippocratic Oath Revised by ragingflamesheep (bartenderblitz) for yellow_caballero
Fandoms: Tokyo Ghoul
26 Jul 2023
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Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that is not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?
Kaneki Ken loves medicine.
He loves his father's old textbooks. He loves the colorful anatomy diagrams. He loves the rhythm of scientific articles, the shape of words like 'fossa' and 'muscular dystrophy'. The research projects/work shifts/studying/crying don't leave time for Kafka, but those books were for creepy little orphans, anyway. Which he isn't anymore, because he's not a kid anymore, because soon, he'll never be that kid again.
The world is hurt or be hurt. It is better to be hurt than to hurt others. But to be a doctor is to heal hurts without hurting yourself. To be a doctor is to be free.
Kaneki Ken is growing up. Kaneki Ken is moving on. Kaneki Ken will become a doctor or die trying, because hope is a thing with teeth and he'd bite through his tongue before going hungry ever again. And god help anyone who gets in his way.
aka: an au in which kaneki ken is premed instead of a lit major, with mixed but (ultimately) uplifting results
cw: suicidal ideation.
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- Part 1 of caduceus on high: a tg au
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caduceus on high: a tg au by bartenderblitz, ragingflamesheep (bartenderblitz)
Fandom Tokyo Ghoul
26 Jul 2023
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[try again.] by 52hz (nitilia)
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
25 Apr 2026
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This time, if something goes wrong, just call out to me, okay? I’m always there with you.
As for who you are, you’re Kim Soleum. No matter what you saw in that vision, you’re Kim Soleum.
You’re human. And you’re going to make it home.
> Okay...
A choose your own adventure game where you play as Kim Soleum, trying to make a wish.
But as the failures add up, something strange seems to be happening.
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19 Jun 2026
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If The Birds Are Just Hollow Words by Blizzard96
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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He must have been on some strong painkillers not to realize as much when he first woke up. His wings close around him protectively, and-
Wait. Rewind.
His… wings? He manages to look up to see an enormous wing with pure white feathers edged with black around the tips stretching over his head. The feathers slowly straighten as he attempts to flex it. Huh. Has he always had those?
(Or: Grace wakes up from his coma with wings. This has some unfortunate implications.)
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19 Jun 2026
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Grace flexes its jaw, shifts the marker towards one corner of its mouth, then removes the marker without actually consuming it. It makes a sharp pop as it leaves Grace's mouth, brightening the tubing in Grace's nose.
"I've got it reversed," Grace decides.
I unfreeze enough to let out a loud and pointed noise of disgust.
"Yeah, sorry buddy. This isn't exactly my wheelhouse."
Without acknowledging the aborted attempt to eat the marker, nor wiping it's digestive fluids off of it, Grace taps the square it paused over again.
"This is actually a second cousin," It says.
I decide not to ask.
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Or: The road to Erid is long. Rocky spends it slowly figuring out what it means to be human, and how Grace muddles along through it.
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19 Jun 2026
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When a Hero of Erid returns from their rescue mission with an alien soulmate, the Great Thrum is faced with a new crisis: keeping the strange creature alive long enough to secure the planet's only chance at survival.
Soulmate AU.
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18 Jun 2026
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Light Sense by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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Having an alien move in was just as exciting as fixing the whole Star Eater situation!
They just had to get used to the fact that said alien sees light rather than hears...
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18 Jun 2026