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“We call this ♪♫.”
“The color or the rock?” I tease, earning myself a low staccato noise not unlike what a human might sound like when faking a laugh.
And then, from one second to another, he straightens. I sense the shift in the air, and as I rise from my squat, his gaze follows me very, very slowly.
“What?” I ask.
“Say name of this again,” he says, and I tilt my head. He’s never needed me to repeat something before. His hearing is immaculate, and he’s never once forgotten something I’ve told him.
“It’s a rock.”
He doesn’t move. He stares at me with his featureless face until even that feels more unsettling than eye contact.
“Grace,” Rocky says flatly. “You are fucking kidding me, question?”
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Or: Rocky learns the meaning behind the name Grace gave him.
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21 Jun 2026
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Eye to Eye by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Getting your brain beamed temporarily into an Eridian body is really weird on the senses. On the plus side, though: there's now so much more of Erid to explore!
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21 Jun 2026
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Eridsona by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
20 Jun 2026
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Some of Grace's students have been wondering what he might look like as an Eridian. The results are… interesting.
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- Part 4 of Project Hail Mary fics
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21 Jun 2026
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You keep using that word by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“Joy does not know Grace,” Rocky grumbles. “Joy thinks Grace is ♩♭ ♬ ♫ ♩! I know Grace— mean is good for Grace.”
I'm about to argue back, but I'm distracted by Joy's annoyed whistle. “I do not think that!”
“Wait, what?” I look between them. “Hey, new word. What does Joy think I am?” I address this to Rocky, who is far more likely to tell me if I've just been insulted.
“Ignore,” Joy says. “Rocky is inaccurate.”
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- Part 3 of Project Hail Mary fics
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21 Jun 2026
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love and pain in the aviform by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 Jun 2026
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Rocky doesn't know how to feel about birthdays. He knows less what constitutes "good" gift-giving on Earth, or at what point structure becomes art.
But Grace saved his life. It's only fair he gets a little life back.
(Standalone vignette set before my other fic)
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- Part 2 of Hymn to Breaking Strain
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21 Jun 2026
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Touch Averse Universe by yellow_corvid
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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21 Jun 2026
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"Aw, don't give me bad news." Grace tipped his head back, smiling idly. "Isn't life in prison enough for one man? What's next, they're taking away my birthday?"
Carl waited, sitting still with his hands folded on the table, patient as Grace's wandering gaze and tapping knee stayed erratic. When their eyes met again, Grace's expression fell.
"What?" Grace said, with more dread.
or: the aftermath of the project if dubois survived to launch
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20 Jun 2026
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[try again.] by 52hz (nitilia)
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
25 Apr 2026
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This time, if something goes wrong, just call out to me, okay? I’m always there with you.
As for who you are, you’re Kim Soleum. No matter what you saw in that vision, you’re Kim Soleum.
You’re human. And you’re going to make it home.
> Okay...
A choose your own adventure game where you play as Kim Soleum, trying to make a wish.
But as the failures add up, something strange seems to be happening.
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19 Jun 2026
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If The Birds Are Just Hollow Words by Blizzard96
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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He must have been on some strong painkillers not to realize as much when he first woke up. His wings close around him protectively, and-
Wait. Rewind.
His… wings? He manages to look up to see an enormous wing with pure white feathers edged with black around the tips stretching over his head. The feathers slowly straighten as he attempts to flex it. Huh. Has he always had those?
(Or: Grace wakes up from his coma with wings. This has some unfortunate implications.)
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19 Jun 2026
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Grace flexes its jaw, shifts the marker towards one corner of its mouth, then removes the marker without actually consuming it. It makes a sharp pop as it leaves Grace's mouth, brightening the tubing in Grace's nose.
"I've got it reversed," Grace decides.
I unfreeze enough to let out a loud and pointed noise of disgust.
"Yeah, sorry buddy. This isn't exactly my wheelhouse."
Without acknowledging the aborted attempt to eat the marker, nor wiping it's digestive fluids off of it, Grace taps the square it paused over again.
"This is actually a second cousin," It says.
I decide not to ask.
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Or: The road to Erid is long. Rocky spends it slowly figuring out what it means to be human, and how Grace muddles along through it.
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19 Jun 2026
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When a Hero of Erid returns from their rescue mission with an alien soulmate, the Great Thrum is faced with a new crisis: keeping the strange creature alive long enough to secure the planet's only chance at survival.
Soulmate AU.
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18 Jun 2026
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Light Sense by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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Having an alien move in was just as exciting as fixing the whole Star Eater situation!
They just had to get used to the fact that said alien sees light rather than hears...
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18 Jun 2026
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to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
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18 Jun 2026
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Broadcast from Erid (20 days transit):
🎵Moon project underway. We found a human. Description matches human, at least. Our new human is very ill. Thank you for biology files, we can provide treatment. Dome is not ready, however.
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A very sick Simon is discovered on Erid's moon as the Hail Mary makes its way home.
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17 Jun 2026
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“His Loser-Boy Aura and Efficiency Is Hot, I Need A Whimper Audio ASAP” by N1_Lillian_Madwhip_Fan for rinovellas
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
23 Nov 2025
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Lily Pad
put me in a room with the destruction king and he's coming out pregnant
Brighter
whatever happened to hi or hello
Muffin Streusal
no no let her keep talking
The Bureau Rookie Group Chat thrists over their Destruction King Rookie.
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- Part 4 of Social Media Fics!
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18 Jun 2026
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I don't have a scent? by selfdivination
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Feb 2026
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“How many cycles have you skipped?”
Kim Soleum stared at the man’s frustration with visible confusion.
“Don’t tell me you’ve skipped multiple cycles,” He said, leaning closer. “Weren’t you taught how detrimental that can be to your health?”
“I can take care of myself fine.” Kim Soleum said, but the tenseness in his shoulders didn’t leave.
“You obviously aren’t!” Agent Choi said.
Three instances where the people around Kim Soleum are concerned for his health. Unbeknownst to them, Kim Soleum is from a world where omegaverse is just fiction.
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17 Jun 2026
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Normal by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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A tense meeting has Grace feeling uneasy about the identity he and Stratt share. Just because he's trans doesn't mean he has to be enlightened about it.
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17 Jun 2026
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The Gift Receipt Rockimatic Universe by IvyLee
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Jun 2026
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17 Jun 2026
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grant me the serenity by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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It would have probably been best if Grace recovered a few more memories of his life on Earth before asking the Eridians to synthesize alcohol for him. Like, maybe, all the memories of how dependent he used to be on substances and how much of a train wreck his life was whenever he let them control him. Surely, though, things will be different on an alien planet.
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17 Jun 2026
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Prevention Methodology by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
08 Jun 2026
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"Is this about their latest SecUnit rescue subject?" ART asked. Nosy fucker; I should have known it would have bullied the other bot pilot for details.
"SecUnit extraction," I corrected, to be pedantic. Or is it pediatric? Whatever, I wasn't going to ask.
"So it is about that project?" ART plowed forward. "I am not surprised they want your input. You are one of the more valuable information sources they have."
"I just feel like they're setting themselves up for failure," I admitted. "Their newly freed SecUnits keep trying to self-destruct."
There was a .5 second pause. In the feed, it felt like an eternity. "I see," ART said, not sounding so smug anymore. "Yes, that is distressing."
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Or, the first (sort of) organized suicide prevention effort for SecUnits.Bookmarked by bartenderblitz
15 Jun 2026