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The Boy Who Tamed the Sourwolf by AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle for TheTypewriterGirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Jun 2017
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Stiles is used to being second tier in everyone's life. How easily people forget him and move on to bigger and better things. Used to always being in someone's shadow. Leave it to Derek Hale to shatter those expectations.
(Also, this fic is kind of a gift for my favorite fic writer, TheTyperwriterGirl, who gave us Home and a world to its own. This is one small way of thanking her.)
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Stiles is attacked by vampires and he’s about to die so he has to accept the bite and become a werewolf. What will a sourwolf do with a hyperactive teen wolf on his hands? Especially since a blue moon is approaching and on that night mature werewolves are guided by only one instinct. To mate. *Timeline: After the end of season 4 * YAOI Fanfic, so…it’s a MAN on MAN story. Fair warning!
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Draco rescues Harry and crew from Malfoy Manor, but not before telling Harry he had best learn to use his head if he wants to survive. Meanwhile, Severus' head gets used one too many times, and his spying days come to an end. Only together will they find the strength to end the war, at last, and maybe find something to fight for along the way.
Edited to fix a couple of loose ends and minor errors, but now complete!
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Is that a Snake in Your Trousers or are You Happy to See Me? by lyraonyx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2019
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While working as a detective for the aurors’ Biomagical Hazards department, Harry has learned the value of the phrase: ‘if you hear hoofbeats in a magical forest, it’s probably a centaur, not a horse.’ It’s just Harry’s luck that when he comes down with a mysterious ailment while on the job, it’s not even a centaur, but a bloody snake. In a particularly embarrassing place. And Snape is the only one who might be able to help.
And now for something completely different. Something like a seriously weird, humorous oneshot. This is 100% crackfic, people, so be prepared for a wild ride.
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03 Jun 2026
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While working as a detective for the aurors’ Biomagical Hazards department, Harry has learned the value of the phrase: ‘if you hear hoofbeats in a magical forest, it’s probably a centaur, not a horse.’ It’s just Harry’s luck that when he comes down with a mysterious ailment while on the job, it’s not even a centaur, but a bloody snake. In a particularly embarrassing place. And Snape is the only one who might be able to help.
And now for something completely different. Something like a seriously weird, humorous oneshot. This is 100% crackfic, people, so be prepared for a wild ride.
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Ten Drops to Madness by lyraonyx
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2018
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01 Jun 2026
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It's the last day of sixth year, and Malfoy has gotten it into his head that Harry has to die. Harry, with nowhere left to turn, takes refuge in a potions classroom, hoping to escape long enough to survive, but he's not alone. Severus is also in the room, holding a bloody knife over his own arm. Harry tries to save him, secrets come out, and the two come to an understanding. Then Malfoy's secrets come out, and all hell breaks loose. Harry loses still more to the war, Severus loses his very humanity, and only together can they hope to come out on top.
AU Note: This just became a crossover with Fantastic Beasts. Well, kinda--it's just history, but it's going to be a major plot point later, so it needs the tag. Might get a bit squicky. (Major age difference between mates. They don't actually get together--fate messed up big time--but if the idea of a 35 year age difference between long-lived, fated mates (who don't actually ever date) turns you off, well, you've been warned.)