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broken still you breathe (breathe, breathe, just breathe) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 May 2022
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“He’s not coming,” Luther says impatiently. “Let's just get this over with.”
“Who’s not coming?”
The voice sounds behind them suddenly, and all of them startle and whip around in synchronization.
“Klaus,” Luther hears himself say distantly. “You’re…here.”
Four tilts his head, bringing his hand to his lips and inhaling deeply around the cigarette dangling between his fingers. When he exhales, the smoke curls around his head like a halo before drifting into the air.
“Yeah, well, I would’ve gotten here sooner,” Four says around the cigarette. “But I just really didn’t want to.”
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Number Four shows up to the funeral three hours late with an iced latte in one hand and a cigarette dangling from the other.
Or; Klaus fled the Academy the day they turned eighteen. He never looked back.
Ten years later, their father dies.
Number Four returns.And none of them quite know what to do with this new version of their black sheep brother.
AKA: Klaus single-handedly stops the apocalypse. It really wasn't that hard, so if everyone could stop looking at him like that, that would be great, thanks.
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06 Jul 2026
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There is a knock at the door. With a heavy sigh, Klaus untangles himself from the mess of Dave's limbs with a mutter of 'I've got it'. They rarely get visitors out here, their closest neighbour being about three miles away, and Klaus didn't even hear a car or see any headlights outside.
He opens his door, expecting to see old Mrs Richards asking for one of the dog treats they always keep for the occasions her dog runs off. He does not, however, expect to see his siblings - all of them, standing outside his door. Well, Five is being held up by Diego, and Vanya is being carried by Luther, but they are all there, on his doorstep, on this evening in 1970.
Or, Dave doesn't die, but he and Klaus get injured and discharged. They move to a little cottage in the countryside and live together, perfectly content, until they get a group of surprise visitors. Five tries to send them all into the past to avoid the end of the world, and is drawn right to Klaus.
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06 Jul 2026
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Something was wrong with Harry and no one else seems to notice but Ron. Well, he wasn't one third of the Golden Trio for nothing. He was going to get to the bottom of it, even if it meant coming to grips with Malfoy's presence.
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04 Jul 2026
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Secondhand Relief by XxTheDarkLordxX for EasySarcasm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2026
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“In case it has escaped your notice, this is Malfoy that we are talking about. Why the fuck would he ever help us? His dad’s one of them for fucks sake!”
“Harry has been fucking him for months! I think we stand a good chance.”
Sometimes, he really wished that Voldemort had killed him as a baby.
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03 Jul 2026
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Someone is healing people in Muggle hospitals in the dead of night and risking the Statute of Secrecy. Harry will get to the bottom of it, but does he really want to stop them?
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03 Jul 2026