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Steve slides his eyes up and down Danny for a moment. “Sexy.”
“Annoying,” Danny says. Since they’re saying adjectives.
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- Part 9 of Transformative
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Sasuke is of the opinion that this—the fucking—is little more than a hormone-fueled temporary stress relief arrangement. It will wear off, their feelings will fade with time and maturity, and they will move on, so there’s no reason to do anything to cement their relationship in the meantime. He has attempted a total of four times to painstakingly explain this to his bedmates.
It hadn’t stuck.
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- Part 3 of Synergy
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There are so many names for what they are, and yet there are none.
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- Part 2 of Synergy
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This is the mission from hell.
A homecoming gift for Sasuke the reformed traitor, cooked up by Tsunade in the final days of her incumbency, and entrusted to the Sixth Hokage to assign to them, since Kakashi is the only one who would agree to send the newly reunited Team 7 on a three-week C-rank mission to the Land of Swamps.
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- Part 1 of Synergy
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“Why are you reading books? Who said you could read books? You should stop. Go shoot something, or blow something up far away from here, or offer yourself to the spirits of the sea, just please, for the love of all that is sacred and holy on this godforsaken island, stop reading books.”
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- Part 8 of Transformative
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synergy n. the creation of a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts.
counterpoise n. the state of being in equilibrium; balance.
resonance n.
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In which Lisa dies, Dean learns a whole lot about love, Cas proves himself, and Ben used to be Brandy.
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All The Pretty Things That We Could Be by boxparade
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Sep 2013
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Tony comes out, falls in love, gets married, and has a family. He just wishes it had happened in that order.
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All Our Yesterdays: The Codas by boxparade
Fandom My Chemical Romance, Panic At The Disco
10 Jul 2012
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A series of drabbles set in the All Our Yesterdays verse. Not in any particular order. Some of them are prequel-ish, but you should read the main fic first.
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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Bookmarked by boxparade
28 Jun 2026
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im fucking dead
Oh so you're saying Roz isn’t straight either, then?
We literally added his name to the acronym #LGBTQRThe Real Rozanov @ilyarozanov81
I want all gay and queer athletes to know this: I do not care that you are gay. I am better than you at hockey. I am hotter than you. I would have gay-married a much hotter, much gayer man than Hunter, if we had not pushed so many queer athletes out of the sport or into the closet -
The Rules of Feminism by goldenraeofsun
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jun 2026
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After his Boxing Day fight with Ilya, Shane has a game plan to fix everything. He will come out as Ilya’s boyfriend to a few people, get himself used to the idea that everyone won’t hate him for it, and then think about telling more.
Rose even has the perfect group in mind for Shane. After all, they were so kind when she and Shane were dating.
Shane really isn’t prepared to enter his WAG era, but for Ilya’s sake, he will try.
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Bookmarked by boxparade
13 Jun 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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Bookmarked by boxparade
08 Jun 2026
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“I think that the guys who have problem playing against a gay guy, or a maybe gay guy, are fucking pussies." - Ilya Fucking Rozanov
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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Bookmarked by boxparade
02 Jun 2026
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"schoolchildren" & sassy bitchy confident shane
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.- Language:
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Bookmarked by boxparade
23 Dec 2025
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I am Lily, he is Jane, we have secret sex fling right under everyone’s noses. Big scandal. And now he is lying in hospital bed and he won’t wake up and nobody in the fucking world knows that I even care about him. And I can’t leave the hospital until he wakes up because I can’t breathe, I am so scared. And now I out him to his best friend without his permission because I am selfish fucking asshole, but I need you to help me, I need someone to tell me what’s going on and you’re the one who’s here. So.