thegreenempty
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (13)
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid (6)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (6)
- Bones (TV) (3)
- House M.D. (1)
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Roz: marly, wtf??
didn’t think i needed to say it, you are telling everyone my shit?Cliff: shit, man, I'm sorry
and I get you’re prly mad at me but let’s focus on what’s important, okay?
Hammer told Hollzy about the Hollander-stripperHammer: Connors requested staff info from the Metro’s to track down a Jane that worked for them
got in trouble with management for it
they thought it was for harassmentConnors: Marly told me you’ve been in love with Jane since your cup-year, at least
said you almost killed yourself when she broke up with you and something about a tuna sandwichCarmy: we’re trying to spread out the Roz anger? Gravy sent shirtless pictures of Roz to that Latvian guy
Gravy: we agreed to no more Jānis mentions in the chat!
Roz: fucking stop it! all of you
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Roz is abandoning the team and the country for his secret girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff can make sure that Roz's last few weeks are nothing but fun and games!
A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys partying in style.
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- Part 4 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
Also known as the "Ilya Bisexual-Terminators his way across town in record time when he hears there's a stripper who looks a bit like Shane" fic.
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- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
Series
- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
Series
- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
Recent series
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it's all fun and games by thegreenempty
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.
Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.
Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.
Thanks for reading! 💕
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Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files by thegreenempty
Fandom Bones (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 May 2025
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I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That) by Vardic
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Jul 2026
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In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.
In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.
No one believes them.
Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
30 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The one where a CCM shoot ends with Yuna walking in and Ilya deciding that, yes, actually he would very much like to be locked down. VERY SWEET! My boys are so pure and love each other so much. Fluffy and sweet, strong characterization, strong prose. WIP waiting ch12
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TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé: From Russia With Love by ilyaskotenok
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jul 2026
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Shane joins a Russian dating website to find companionship, Ilya joins to find a green card. They both think the other person is catfishing them, but can’t stop talking to each other anyway and eventually end up on TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
12 Jul 2026
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90day fiancé AU - cute and fun! WIP waiting ch5
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Super Straight Broz (Live) by Stickyslut17
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Jul 2026
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Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other~~~~~~
Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
08 Jul 2026
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WIP - waiting ch9 - very fucking funny! It's not gay, bro, it's prly just a kink or something! Not bro behavior, bro.
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
30 Jun 2026
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Oh Ilya's in prison and I am fully supporting Shane’s near-delusional ability to ignore the red flags. Shane is right where he wants to be! What's that? Prisoner Ilya is crazy-crazy, like FOR REAL crazy? That's fine. Everyone is having fun. Shane is gonna giggle and kick his feet about Ilya's tattoo and imaginary wedding.
HONEY BUN SHANE AND UNHINGED VIOLENT ILYA I'LL PROTECT YOU BOTH! (Hayden and Sveta you should prly keep your head on swivel, just in case).
WIP, waiting ch5
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The Hollander-Rozanov Project by Fanfan229
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Jul 2026
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Right after Shane wins the 2011 Rookie of the Year award, he makes a wild suggestion: Ilya could spend the following day with him.
They end up doing a few boring activities, like hiking, reading, or getting married.
What follows is a long-distance, highly secret, frustrating, and completely loving married life, while still being arch-rivals to the rest of the world.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
18 Jun 2026
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Secretly married, fully-in love Hollanov. The one where they take pictures of their shared trophies every year at the awards show. Out to Scott, Kip, Sveta, Marly WIP, waiting ch13