thegreenempty
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- Supernatural (TV 2005) (13)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (6)
- Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid (6)
- Bones (TV) (3)
- House M.D. (1)
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What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 May 2026
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Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.
Everyone has quieted to look at him.
“Feel better?” Marly asks.
Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.
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Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. As it turns out, Ilya's worst nightmare features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.
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it's all fun and games when you're a pretty party boy by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Cliff: lmao, rozy is such a weird guy
Cliff: Jane must be a certified freakCliff: everyone delete that
Cliff: delete everything
Cliff: no one tell him I told you any of this
Cliff: he's been in a good mood, I don't wanna piss him offSt. Vicky: I’m gonna say something to him
Cliff: ?!
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Cliff's best friend and idiot captain is abandoning the team and crossing international borders for his mysterious girlfriend. Cliff would LOVE some more intel on Jane, but Roz has never been forthcoming. At the very least Cliff and the Party Boys can make sure that Roz's last few weeks together are nothing but fun and games!
A total crackfic featuring our Boston Boys and the Pretty Party Boys celebrating in style.
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- Part 4 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Roz: it’s weird with her
Roz: idk if anyone else ever has this happen
Roz: but I can’t get enough from her
Roz: usually after sex with someone I am done
Roz: but the more I have of Jane, the more I want
Roz: weird, right?Hammer: sounds like you’re falling for her, Rozy
Roz: no, no
Roz: like, sometimes I want to see her even after sex
Roz: or text her but not dick pics
Roz: weird feeling, like horny but for talking or hanging out
Roz: its confusing, hard to explainCliff: you’re literally just describing liking a person
Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.
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- Part 3 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone weaponizes their trauma with therapy-speak by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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“Shane says you are smart. You went to university before you were drafted, yes?” Rozanov’s eyes were twinkling again. He wasn’t Shane’s boyfriend right now, he was the Russian Menace.
“Yeah, I mean, I did two years. You didn’t go to college, did you?”
“No, so I have to do my own readings, my own studies. You must have done philosophy courses?”
Was Rozanov mining for chirping material? What the fuck? “I, no I took like…a writing seminar. And um, a civics course. Plus, like, math.”
Rozanov blinked at him, again. “Math.”
“Yeah, math.”
“Oh. So you are a mathematician? You study calculus? Linear algebra? Discrete mathematics?”
What in the fuck is discrete mathematics? “I dunno, no. It was like, y equals mxb squared, or whatever. You know, algebra.”
“Algebra.” Rozanov’s eyebrows shot up his face. “Like for a child? American university gives you primary school lessons?”
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Hayden Pike confronts Rozanov about his relationship with Shane. It doesn't quite go as he expected.
Series
- Part 2 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games until someone has been secretly gay this whole time by thegreenempty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Mar 2026
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Hayden had never seen him like this before. The painkillers were making Shane…fun. He was funny, and kind of bitchy? All Hayden had to do was mention a player, any player in the league, and Shane had an absolutely devastating assessment locked and loaded. To hear Canada’s Golden Boy with perfect PR presence rip into everyone and everything…it was just too tempting to pass up.
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Hayden has some fun with Shane while he's high on pain meds. Shane starts being a little too honest and that's exactly when Ilya Rozanov decides to show some sportsmanship for the first time in his life. Hayden tries to run interference for his best friend and, man, what the hell did he walk into??
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- Part 1 of it's all fun and games
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it's all fun and games by thegreenempty
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.
Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know, they keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.
Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out. <3
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Blood and Bones: the Winchesters Files by thegreenempty
Fandom Bones (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 May 2025
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jun 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
15 Apr 2026
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WIP waiting ch38 - in which Ilya organizes a gay hockey mafia
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Cliff Marlow is not gay. He's not. Seriously. He'd know, right?
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- Part 1 of for years or for hours
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
22 May 2026
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Cliff Marleau vs gender - WIP waiting ch 15
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(places we can hide) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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All Stars weekend 2017: Ilya is outed, Shane panics, and things get worse before they get better.
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- Part 2 of hollanovluv HR fics
- Part 1 of I Know Places
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
03 Jun 2026
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Sex tape link, then a relationship. Ilya and Shane are going through it! WIP waiting ch21
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When the long game falls apart, Shane and Ilya need a new plan.
I recommend reading the series in order it was posted, even though the second fic is a prequel to the first one.
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01 Jun 2026
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Hollanov canon rewrite to give them more time! Shane loses it on Day 1, traded to Boston. Lovely, light and domestic! 💕
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No Good Deed (Goes Unpunished) by khaleesiofalicante
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 May 2026
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“Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.
“Hi?” the man says.
“Hi,” Ilya says—again.
Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.
“Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”
“Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.
OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.
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Bookmarked by thegreenempty
01 Jun 2026
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Pick up on CH8, aka the 2/3 of the way through the narrative which means it's about to BLOW THE FUCK UP and you need to be emotionally okay with this!! Don't read while at work, and wait until the kids are definitely asleep, then you can drink some tea, read this through to what I am sure is a lovely, happy rom-com ending.