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    Unfortunately, they did catch that guy. The one who flirted with her badly and pushed her off a stool. But Mel really, really doesn't want to go to court. Good thing she has a friend who shows up even when nobody asked.

     

    Or, Mel finally has someone who pays attention to her and Frank makes a friend

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    22 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    So it was really the cherry on top, hearing the door open and Frank’s voice calling for her right before he pulled the curtain back.

    “Uh,” Frank said, staring at the hand she had wrapped around the condom-covered transvaginal wand.

    Mel burst into tears.

    Mel needs an ultrasound. Frank lends a helping hand.

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Dude, speak up,” Abby nearly snaps when Frank, again, mumbles something completely unintelligible into his hands. “I’m not fluent in moron, they haven’t made it available on Duolingo yet.”

    But when she finally manages to pry Frank's hands away from his face, she has the terrible realization that he might be crying.

    “Oh my god,” she whispers, half amazed, half mortified. Maybe 1% absolutely fed up. “What the hell does Mel want to ask me?”

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    Mel and Frank need a surrogate. They think Abby should apply for the job.

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    16 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    "Did anyone happen to put money down on a case involving a Tudor noblewoman getting shot with an arrow by a knight at the Renaissance Faire?"

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    16 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Well, Aunt Irene asked if you were bringing any one.”

    “... And you told her no. Because I’m not bringing anyone. Right?”

    “I did not do that.” Becca said, looking sideways, avoiding Mel’s eye.

    Mel blanched, swallowing hard, eyelids stuttering. But she had to keep her cool. She could not yell. She could not freak out.

    “I told Aunt Irene that you were bringing your boyfriend.”

    “Becca,” She said, as calmly as she could, “I don’t have a boyfriend. You know that. I’ve never had a boyfriend.” The last line, in a whisper.

    “Well, I told her that Dr. Langdon was your boyfriend.”

     

    Mel brings Dr. Langdon as her plus-one to her cousin Claire's wedding. Dr. Langdon is all too willing to pretend to be her boyfriend. Maybe a little too willing? To follow: a dog bite, spanking-related misunderstandings, erotic steak eating, and of course: only-one-bed!

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    07 Jul 2026