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And let your arrow fly straight to my lover’s heart for me by breadnotbread
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
13 Feb 2026
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小亚历克斯想要格雷格爱上他。
2026年英喜情人节24H | BritcomValentinesDay24H 的活动作品之一。详情请移步微博搜索话题。
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Greg couldn't sleep. He called Alex for help. Things got a little out of control.
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British Fresh Large Whole Chicken (approx. 5’4’’) by breadnotbread
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
12 Feb 2025
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Greg sometimes thinks he would like to stuff Alex under his shirt and smuggle him somewhere, like how those people on the news would smuggle a whole chicken out of a supermarket. Just tight, obscene, on-the-run, meat-to-meat action. And when Alex is warmed and wilted from body heat and lack of oxygen, Greg would get to feast on him however he wants.
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You don’t need new things. Just hold each other. by breadnotbread
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
17 Jul 2024
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五次Greg和Alex讨论他们是否想上彼此。事情比你想象中复杂得多。
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安欣下班后。
响欣强三角，主欣强欣。欣钰、婷强提及。
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The first time Alex does it, Greg has no fucking clue how to react.
(post-S12e06, spoilers for that episode)
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05 Jun 2026
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Alex is laminating everything in sight. Greg is determined to put in the absolute minimum of effort to find out why.
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31 Jan 2026
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The room came into shape blurrily. There was sun flooding it from an open curtain, illuminating a bed that was most definitely not Alex’s. Sheets he’d never seen before. A man he knew reasonably well.
Alex let his other eye flutter open as well, fear falling off him almost immediately and making space for… well, a rather complex mix of something else.
“Uhm?” he asked, ever polite. “Greg?”
Alex wakes up one morning in the body of his future self. A future self that apparently shares a bed with Greg Davies.
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02 Jan 2026
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When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Dec 2025
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“Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”
Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”
Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”
“Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.
Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?
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28 Dec 2025
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O res mirabilis
Manducat dominum
Pauper, pauper
Servus et humilisSeries
- Part 4 of Music is only a crossword puzzle
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18 Dec 2025