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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    28 Jun 2026

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander volunteered for a firefighter training exercise because it got him a paid day away from spreadsheets.
    He didn't expect to be handed a casualty card.
    He definitely didn't expect to be effortlessly scooped up by firefighter Ilya Rozanov.

    Now Shane can't stop thinking about the handsome rescue specialist with impossible blue eyes, while Ilya can't seem to stop finding reasons to rescue the same volunteer over and over again.

    Turns out asking someone for their number is a lot scarier than running into a burning building.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    This might hit the spot too. Shane laid down on the bed, legs slightly parted. The perfect landing ground for Ilya.

    Shane had bought the panties after Ilya saw them while scrolling on his phone, at the cottage. They had been lounging on the deck, a cold beer next to them. They had been doing nothing, but such a perfect good nothing that it was forever engraved into Shane's brain.

    Ilya had shown them to Shane, told him how hot he would be in them and Shane had placed an order for three different colors and patterns the next day.

    They had waited their time in the back of his underwear drawer.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    25 Jun 2026