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    Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.

    Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.

    OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications

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    18 Mar 2026

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    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]

    Dear Editor,

    On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.

    Sincerely,
    Reader

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]

    Dear discerning reader,

    Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.

    Helpfully,
    Wei Wuxian

    OR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Iconic. Show-stopping. Had me giggling start to finish.

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    The second time Lan Zhan said Wei Ying, come back, Wei Wuxian did.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    One of the most gorgeous fics I've ever read. They're perfect and lovely and achingly sweet. This is exactly how I imagine their reunification.

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    Wangji stays on the piano bench as they’re closing up. Wei Ying chews his lip, knowing what he’s going to do but horrified at himself. But what’s the alternative: kick the guy out and find him sleeping beside the dumpster in the morning? And that’s if the cops don’t take him in for vagrancy.

    “Wangji?”

    Wangji looks up.

    Please don’t be a serial killer. “So, we’re closing up for the night, but A-Yuan and I live upstairs. Do you want to join us for dinner?”

    Wangji blinks. His head bobs in what’s probably a yes.

    “Great!”

     

    Fuck.

     

    Or a ragged monosyllabic man wearing a collar shows up at Wei Ying's music store. Wei Ying and A-Yuan ask, is anyone going to adopt this guy? And then they don't wait for an answer.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Wowie. Achingly sweet, painful and healing in all the right ways. Will absolutely be re-reading.

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    At this point he just wants to get Lan Zhan horizontal so he can sleep off the drugs that are making him make little confused snuffling noises and ask questions like “How soft is purple?” and “Where did the moon go?” and “Why does Wei Ying smile all the time?”

    Lan Zhan under the influence is cute, and it makes Wei Wuxian genuinely angry because he cannot appreciate it. This is not something Lan Zhan chose, this is not even an accident, this is an intentional violation and none of the sounds or questions or wide-eyed glances Lan Zhan is giving him are his choice.

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    31 Dec 2025

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    This is everything I love about their dynamic. Love love love.