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    "There has to be something you want to come back for. Something you can’t die without doing.”

    Robby’s gaze roamed across Dennis's face, tracing the planes and sharp angles of his features like he was trying to commit them to memory. He already had a long time ago. The horrible, aching knot in his chest dedicated to Dennis was a piece of Robby that he tried, time and time again, to rip out. Always to no avail.

    If he had anything to come back for, it’d be this one thing.

    "Marry me," Robby said.

    Robby, about to head out for his sabbatical and never return, thinks to hell with it—nothing matters except for the very real, very inappropriate feelings he's been harboring for his first-year resident. So he proposes. And before he can take it back, Whitaker says yes.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “Hello Mrs. Kovalenko, My name’s Doctor Michael Robinavitch, but everybody calls me Doctor Robby.”

    “Robinavitch? Are you Jewish?”

    “You guessed it.”

    “Not married?”

    “No, I am not married.”

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    In which Dr. Robby is totally not married.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Collection of my witcher!Jaskier stories. TLDR: Jaskier is a witcher who hides his identity with a mask, so he can be a bard in peace. Geralt is... Geralt. They're in love.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Someone is knocking on the large, wooden double doors that serve as the entrance to Kaer Morhen. In the middle of winter. In the middle of a blizzard.

    The witchers move almost as one, grabbing their weapons. They make their way to the door, Geralt stepping up and preparing to open it as the others fall into formation behind him, ready for a fight. Geralt opens the door.

    On the other side, Geralt sees… well, Geralt thinks he sees Jaskier, though he looks different, very different. Smells different, even.

    “Jaskier?” Geralt asks, startled.

    Jaskier smiles widely at him. Terrifyingly, there is blood in his teeth.

    “I brought you a present,” Jaskier says, nonsensically.


    For years, Jaskier has been silently telling Geralt he loves him. Only, certain secrets have always prevented Geralt from understanding. But now those secrets are out, and there are two cats loose in Kaer Morhen.

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    10 Jan 2026