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  1. Summary

    A series of fics in which Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, and Lan Sizhui are (even more) explicitly a family, with all that entails and could change.

    Title from “The Challenge” from Epic the Musical

    (A spin-off with Extra Wangxian Babies now found here)

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    This was supposed to be his and Shane’s year. Their first real season as a fully realized duo on the Ottawa Centaurs. The team no one believed in, the one they were determined to bring all the way to a Stanley Cup. But nothing could shake Ilya harder than learning he has a teenage son in Russia...one he never even knew existed. Suddenly their golden season becomes a rescue mission, and he and Shane are forced to face the one thing they thought they had years to prepare for…being parents.

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    A direct sequel to "The Long Game," where Ilya is suddenly the Papa of a thirteen-year-old boy with trust issues and Shane is along for the ride.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Y-Yeah, totally,” Shane replied. “D-Do you uh– do you know who that kid with Rozanov is?”

    Scott laughed a little, tilting his head in confusion.

    “Probably Rozanov’s kid,” he informed Shane, causing his brain to stall completely.

    “You didn’t hear?” Scott asked, and Shane blinked, trying to reboot his mind from the crash that Scott had just caused. “It’s why he took time off,” Hunter informed him. “Found out he had a kid, I guess. Or something like that, I didn’t really get the details.”

    Of all the reasons he’d thought of for Ilya disappearing for the past month, this had never crossed his mind. A million different thoughts raced through Shane’s mind. How the hell was Ilya a dad, and why hadn’t he told Shane and how the fuck did Scott Hunter of all people find out before him and—

    And what the fuck was Shane supposed to do now?

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    After the tuna melt situation, Ilya suddenly disappears from hockey for six weeks, claiming some sort of family emergency. Shane showed up to the All-Star game ready to try and fix things, only to be shocked to find a little girl at Ilya's side with remarkably familiar blue eyes.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Luch-Shane,” Ilya says, catching himself only at the last moment before he breaks their no pet names in the workplace rule. “Why don’t you get some air, yes? We can-”

    Shane’s anxiety takes a quick backseat to annoyance once more, at being handled like a child instead of a grown man, like he hasn’t been doing this just as long as Ilya, like he needs someone to tell him when to take a break.

    Like he deserved to have everything taken away from him because he couldn’t handle it to start with.

    “I’m fine,” he says, voice icy.

    The step he takes away is too big, farther than he meant to get from Ilya’s side, and the air between them feels both charged and icy.

    He isn’t quite bold enough to try and fix it.

    (shane is married and on the same team as his husband) (and all it cost him was his whole career and the life he spent years building beforehand) (but it's fine, really) (it's all so very, very fucking fine)

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 74

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    Wei Wuxian is at such loss he can barely breathe.

    To have such a desolate thought at the forefront of his mind feels a bit too much like a disservice; an agonizing useless whisper amidst such a… complete and utter tragedy. What comes next, when the road ahead is empty and the sky hangs low and gray, dull as old ash? When there is no place left in this world that would ever dare to welcome them?

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    When he finally speaks, his voice comes out rough, scraped raw, barely audible over the relentless drumming of the rain. "Lan Zhan. Can I be selfish?"

    For a long, terrible moment, Lan Zhan does not move. His expression does not change, keeping on that same impassive mask he had worn since they met at fifteen.

    "Neither of us has ever been selfish," Lan Zhan says.

    Wei Wuxian reaches up and cups Lan Zhan's face in his hands. "Run away with me?" he asks, and his voice breaks on the words, utterly unguarded. "Leave everything behind and run away with me?"

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    11 Jun 2026