celestialwarden
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (12)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (11)
- Video Blogging RPF (7)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
Recent works
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i would leave (if only I could find a reason) by celestialwarden for SilentTeyz
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2023
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A glance through the door’s peephole made Wilbur do a double-take. There was a kid on the other side, a girl with a backpack and a beanie that was so big on her it almost covered her eyes.
Wilbur wasn’t a total asshole, so he opened the door.
“Uh, can I help you?” he asked.
The kid looked up at him, and Wilbur was acutely aware of his height in a way he hadn’t been before. She barely came up to his waist, and she had to tilt her head back so far it looked like it hurt to look into his eyes. Her beanie slid off her head and landed on her backpack, but she didn't seem to notice.
“Hello,” the child said, “are you my papá?”
Wilbur’s heart stuttered with a feeling he couldn't describe. “What?”
or, Tallulah shows up at Wilbur's apartment, and upon Wilbur's realization that he'd never make a good parent, they set off on a roadtrip to Phil's
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Unperson by celestialwarden for PlanetaryDismissal
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Sep 2023
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The way the history books tell it, Earth’s introduction to the galactic scene was carefully proctored by governments on both sides due to, well, how volatile humans tended to be. All other species had eliminated world hunger, wars, and disease centuries before discovering lightspeed travel, the normal progression for intelligent societies, yet humans seemed to live to defy expectations. With some careful diplomacy, humans integrated into their new society quite well, and there was nothing more to speak about.
Reality was much different, of course.
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or, Tommy's been stuck in a cell, subjected to experiments he can't remember, and he's determined to make it out-- dead or alive
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The Decay of that Colossal Wreck by celestialwarden for seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Feb 2023
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“What the fuck are you doing here, Technoblade?” Tommy’s voice rings across the remains of his house.
Techno internally winces, turning to face Tommy. The kid is covered in bandages like a bad Halloween costume, and he’s holding a stone pickaxe. Techno feels overdressed in his netherite.
Tommy scowls at him, and Techno wonders if he knows he’s taken up a battle stance.
“Come to gloat?”
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or, what if Tommy's house got blown up during Doomsday, and everything changes from there
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That Foolish Bird by celestialwarden for Tw15t3dCl0ud
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jan 2023
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A Raven, which you know is black as coal, was envious of the Swan, because her feathers were as white as the purest snow. The foolish bird got the idea that if he lived like the Swan, swimming and diving all day long and eating the weeds and plants that grow in the water, his feathers would turn white like the Swan's.
So he left his home in the woods and fields and flew down to live on the lakes and in the marshes. But though he washed and washed all day long, almost drowning himself at it, his feathers remained as black as ever. And as the water weeds he ate did not agree with him, he got thinner and thinner, and at last he died.
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or, 5 times Quackity hid his wings, and the 1 time he didn't
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Tubbo slams his hand down on the panel, wincing at the sharp bolt of pain that races up his arm.
“For fuck’s sake,” he yells, voice cracking, “can you just work?”
The screens stay dim, and there’s no telltale hum of electricity powering the spaceship that Tubbo is so familiar with. The silence feels hollow.
Tubbo collapses into the pilot’s seat, looking up at the ceiling and desperately blinking tears away. He’s frustrated, tired, thirsty, and he really just wants this damn spaceship off the ground so he can go home and forget about this nightmare.
Unfortunately, the universe isn’t kind, and Tubbo is still stuck in the dark cockpit of his crashed ship, just like he has been for the past six days.
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Or, I stranded Tubbo on an alien planet :)
Recent series
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Vibrations AU by celestialwarden
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Apr 2022
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Vibrations: Tommy runs away during exile and finds a place and people to help him heal. Set over a span of four years.
Flickers: a time-stamp fic from Sean's POV, before and after Tommy
Ripples: a collection of one-shots before, during, or after the main storyline (occasionally non-canon to Vibrations)
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- 136,073
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Mumbo K. Jumbo is still Grian's emergency contact even after 2 years of not seeing each other.
Usually your ex-best-friend-maybe-more is the last person you'd want to see after being hit by a car.
Usually.
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It was easy to think that leaving the country would fix all of Grian’s problems.
But of course, life’s not that easy, now is it?ᯓ ✈︎
Grian has spent the past three years in a cult, doing all sorts of rituals and ceremonies and activities. It's toxic, it's traumatic, it's psychological crippling-
So when he gets out, he's relieved, but lost. Moving countries is a big deal.
And he's ready to start a new life, when his old one comes crashing back in.
And really, it's not a bad thing. -
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The world ended not too long ago (no one’s quite sure how to count the days anymore) and today, it begins again.
Because Mumbo just got a radio working, and there's someone on the other end.
(Mumbo sets off on a post apocalyptic journey to a safe haven and encounters the rest of boatem, one by one, along the way.)
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Jamie from not long after the semi-final at Wembley finds himself back in the body of his younger self.
Now back in the early days of Ted Lasso's coaching days at AFC Richmond, Jamie is determined to be a better version of himself and not get sent back to Manchester.
Except, making changes when no one believes him is hard.
And now he doesn't have a therapist anymore even though he probably needs one now more than ever.
And it's not like he can just block his dad out of nowhere, is it?
Series
- Part 1 of When The Rain Stops
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.