6 Works by chefdad
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The Robertson family line has a curse that each family linkg dies 15 years after the first child is born. Robert doesn't have children, so he's learning the consequences in real time. Now, Malevola, Katon-Ur, and Robert have to survive in a world that not only no longer needs them, but wants them dead.
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With how hard Herman has been training for competition, they haven't been able to spend as much time together. Herman had been given some exemptions from hero duties just for this, so Robert knew that Herman was using the time wisely, making good on the time off afforded to him by Mandy.
But Robert is pent up.
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My shitty excuse to avoid Watersports by researching actual watersports (Beach Sprints) for Watermech Week
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Royd notices that Waterboy likes him, and that he might like Waterboy too.
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Waterboy: Crime Cleanup Specialist by chefdad
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), Crime Scene Cleaner (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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Waterboy thinks back to how all this happened, where he's putting places back in order, making things look as if nothing happened.
Where he sits with a non-descript vehicle with a mortuary's worth of bodies in the back.
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Someone has to clean up SDN's sanctioned killings, and that duty falls on SDN's janitor. Takes place 5 years after Shroud's defeat.
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Chad thinks about how he got Robert Robertson to do his taxes for him.
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Robert gets pranked after someone gets cut from the team, in horse-human fashion.
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I saw art making the characters into umas and I have several ideas now. Every Z-Team member is an uma in this fic, it's just not explicitly stated.