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He feels haunted. He feels lost. He feels like, at some point along the way, he took one or two or ten steps too far sideways, and the ghosts of his childhood are now catching up to him, screaming look what you’ve lost, look what you’ve given up.
(s1 canon divergence viktor arcane character study, with a side of meljayvik)
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Viktor stumbles upon Mel and Jayce making out like there's no tomorrow and dies a little inside.
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Did you make it home safe baby by declanscunt
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Feb 2025
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Luckily, they were in a dim corner of the room by the bar — but as Viktor glanced around the room to see if anyone had noticed, he saw Mel Medarda turn towards the two of them with an amused and mildly surprised gleam in her eyes. And now she was politely extricating herself from a conversation with an investor to come over, golden jewelry jangling softly with each step. Oh God, she was walking over here.
"Good evening, gentlemen." Her eyes shone with mirth. Jayce, still heaving deep breaths and now sporting a serious blush on his cheeks, made a strangled sort of coughing noise. There was a “hey” lost in there somewhere.
Viktor panicked. Before Mel could continue speaking and likely verbally eviscerate him, he shot forward, wobbling unsteadily on his cane as he brought his mouth to hers, freshly slick from just seconds ago sticking his tongue down Jayce’s throat.
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or, Viktor makes out with two beautiful people he’s kind of (very much) in love with or whatever at a party, even though he's pretty sure they're dating each other and not him (spoiler alert: they are, in fact, trying to date him too)
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So no, we are not. Still. Hitting. The. Zoo. by declanscunt
Fandoms: Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
30 May 2024
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The Lynch brothers hit the zoo.
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- Part 2 of lynch brothers, brothers lynch
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I wanna hurry home to you / put on a slow dumb show for you / and crack you up by declanscunt
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
28 May 2024
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Three months after Kendall disappeared, Stewy received a postcard in the mail. It read 'Greetings from Norway!' and had one sentence on the back, along with his name, address, and postal code: 'This place is astoundingly glorious—so different without humans blighting its natural beauty—remember 2003 retreat?' Kendall had also scrawled his signature below, in his usual way with loping curlicues of the K and slanted, rushed Ls.
Norway, 2003. The only thing he remembered was the burning hatred he had for Logan at the time, how he kept, not as subtly as he learned to do later on, asking—practically begging—Kendall to drop Waystar, get out and do anything else. He’d gotten spectacularly fucked up in Norway, fought with Kendall, said a bunch of things he couldn’t remember, and never gone back.
He was nothing if not a broken record.
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- Part 2 of slow dumb show
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Did you make it home safe baby (meljayvik modern AU) by declanscunt
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Mar 2025
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meljayvik modern AU
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lynch brothers, brothers lynch by declanscunt
Fandom Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
30 May 2024
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The text arrives a second later. Being stuck in the airport is almost as boring as you
Another text from Lily: Send me a picture. I’m sooooo bored.
Shane lifts his phone and snaps a photo of the screen above the airline kiosk instead. JFK -> PHX - CANCELED. He hits send.
The phone rings immediately. “You are at JFK,” Rozanov says. Not a question.
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21 Jul 2026
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TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé: From Russia With Love by ilyaskotenok
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jul 2026
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Shane joins a Russian dating website to find companionship, Ilya joins to find a green card. They both think the other person is catfishing them, but can’t stop talking to each other anyway and eventually end up on TLC’s 90 Day Fiancé.
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21 Jul 2026
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Chapter 10 But It's Just Batshit Emotional Sexts by Dontevenmind
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Jun 2026
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Okay baby, BUT, and I am being so for real rn, picture this: I buy the car. Buttery soft leather. Like living breathing snarling tiger skin.
Glistening red. So shiny it looks wet, slick.
Doors scissor open so smooth for me, pushed high up in air spread wide like knees.
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She is purring for me, Shane. Under me. Warm.
SHE??
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Weird-ass extremely sappy objectifying kinky sexts that happen at some point after the final chapter of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill. They are better if you've read the first work and have the full emotional/sexual/narrative context of the story to which it belongs. I intended for this to just be silly, but somehow it became relationship development I didn't realize the first work was lacking.
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- Part 2 of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill
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"Is okay, Hollander," said Rozanov. "I will help you. You are," he paused. "Stunted. I looked up this word."
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Or: teenage Ilya billets with the Hollanders. He and Shane stumble into what eventually becomes an intense, obsessive, codependent d/s dynamic that escalates wildly for years after. Special mentions to denial, repression, pining-while-fucking, Minnesota, sexting, eternal soulmate love, and being unbelievably horned up at every single moment of the day.Not a teen fic I promise! They are adults after chapter two.
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- Part 1 of Not to Abolish, but to Fulfill
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21 Jul 2026
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this was a crazy journey my god
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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