10 Works by declanscunt
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He feels haunted. He feels lost. He feels like, at some point along the way, he took one or two or ten steps too far sideways, and the ghosts of his childhood are now catching up to him, screaming look what you’ve lost, look what you’ve given up.
(s1 canon divergence viktor arcane character study, with a side of meljayvik)
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Viktor stumbles upon Mel and Jayce making out like there's no tomorrow and dies a little inside.
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Did you make it home safe baby by declanscunt
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Feb 2025
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Luckily, they were in a dim corner of the room by the bar — but as Viktor glanced around the room to see if anyone had noticed, he saw Mel Medarda turn towards the two of them with an amused and mildly surprised gleam in her eyes. And now she was politely extricating herself from a conversation with an investor to come over, golden jewelry jangling softly with each step. Oh God, she was walking over here.
"Good evening, gentlemen." Her eyes shone with mirth. Jayce, still heaving deep breaths and now sporting a serious blush on his cheeks, made a strangled sort of coughing noise. There was a “hey” lost in there somewhere.
Viktor panicked. Before Mel could continue speaking and likely verbally eviscerate him, he shot forward, wobbling unsteadily on his cane as he brought his mouth to hers, freshly slick from just seconds ago sticking his tongue down Jayce’s throat.
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or, Viktor makes out with two beautiful people he’s kind of (very much) in love with or whatever at a party, even though he's pretty sure they're dating each other and not him (spoiler alert: they are, in fact, trying to date him too)
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So no, we are not. Still. Hitting. The. Zoo. by declanscunt
Fandoms: Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
30 May 2024
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The Lynch brothers hit the zoo.
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- Part 2 of lynch brothers, brothers lynch
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I wanna hurry home to you / put on a slow dumb show for you / and crack you up by declanscunt
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
28 May 2024
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Three months after Kendall disappeared, Stewy received a postcard in the mail. It read 'Greetings from Norway!' and had one sentence on the back, along with his name, address, and postal code: 'This place is astoundingly glorious—so different without humans blighting its natural beauty—remember 2003 retreat?' Kendall had also scrawled his signature below, in his usual way with loping curlicues of the K and slanted, rushed Ls.
Norway, 2003. The only thing he remembered was the burning hatred he had for Logan at the time, how he kept, not as subtly as he learned to do later on, asking—practically begging—Kendall to drop Waystar, get out and do anything else. He’d gotten spectacularly fucked up in Norway, fought with Kendall, said a bunch of things he couldn’t remember, and never gone back.
He was nothing if not a broken record.
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- Part 2 of slow dumb show
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welcome to the good place by declanscunt
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater
13 May 2024
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Blue, Ronan, Adam, and Gansey meet in 'The Good Place' (or is it...?). Henry is the architect, Noah is Janet (#notaboy), and all the other characters in the TRC/TDT ensemble show up as something or another. Some characters start out alive and get to The Good Place after living a long, full life, and others just start out dead (rip). But they all will show up in due time and all will be okay in the end.
(Hint just for fun: Carmen is one half of Mindy St. Clair. Who's the other half, you ask? You'll just have to wait and see.)
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put a blue ribbon on my brain / God, I'm very, very frightened / I'll overdo it by declanscunt
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
07 Aug 2023
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“Would you ever actually just. Take the money? Get out?”
Kendall looked at him blankly. “Why would I do that?”
“I mean, Connor fucking did?”
“Connor’s a shriveled ballsack who once bought a fake Banksy for 10 million. He doesn’t count.”
Stewy thought this was rather big talk for a guy who had once paid ten thousand dollars for a glorified stuffed animal (“It’s a fucking vintage Beanie Baby, Stew, you wouldn’t fucking get it,” Kendall had said at the time, with all the gravitas of discussing nuclear fallout).
The thing was, you couldn’t stop Kendall from suffering once he’d made up his mind. It was something Stewy had often tried to pull him from to no avail; he’d gotten very patient in waiting out Kendall’s various self-imposed forms of flagellation, as a result. He just wasn’t sure what the outcome would be this time, how Kendall would punish himself. He always found new and creative ways to rub salt in his own wounds.
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- Part 1 of slow dumb show
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ghost of corporate future by declanscunt
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater, Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater
01 Jan 2023
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He put on his blandest face, and that was also a relief — like slipping his consciousness into a dusty, dark coffin and watching another person operate his body.
It had been more than three weeks since his last confession.
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And that was how it began. With a mirror, and a slowly splintering, cracked gaze. The slipping of a mask. A half-formed desire, the tendrils of a repressed rage. A feeling that had been stuck beneath his breastbone since he was brutalized in his dorm room, since Aurora fell asleep, since Niall was beaten to death for his hubris.
Something had to give.
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- Part 1 of lynch brothers, brothers lynch
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made another masterpiece while I was dreaming by declanscunt
Fandoms: Dreamer Trilogy - Maggie Stiefvater, Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
19 Oct 2022
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some musings from various characters' povs in the aftermath of greywaren chapter 53 (before the epilogue)
(title from You've Done It Again, Virginia by The National)
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playing would you rather, when it comes to fire by declanscunt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2022
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“What do you mean you quit?” The suited label executive bites out, impatient.
Regulus gives him a feral grin, his heart hammering wildly inside his chest. Evan, who stands at his side, squeezes his shoulder in a show of silent support. “I mean I quit. I’m done. My contract is up in a month, so you can let me leave, or I guess take this as my official four weeks notice. I’m done.”
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or, the most indulgent band/musician AU you have ever seen in your life