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a certain kind of alchemy by deletedlamb
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
05 Sep 2025
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Roy’s not exactly sure how he got here. Well, he knows how he got here, which is his house, but he’s not sure how he ended up here, with Ed shoving Roy up against the inside of his own front door and kissing him within an inch of his life.
Eight years after he left Ed returns, and he shares some thoughts he had about Roy back then. It might not being going the way Roy thought it would, but he's not complaining.
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Erik does want everything, wants Charles in his brain, in his body. He could make him want anything, do anything, and yet for all that, all he’s done is to bring Erik pleasure, to have him desire pleasure.
Its simply that the feeling of Charles rooting around in the most intimate part of his brain is something that Erik can’t stop thinking about.
Aka, what if Charles used Erik's powers on him for kinky sex.
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gold and rubies by deletedlamb
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Jul 2024
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When Erestor had first suggested it as one of their bed games, Glorfindel has been unconvinced, though not unwilling. But, entering his rooms to see Erestor kneeling on his bed in the manner of a Gondolinian Bride, Glorfindel felt that, perhaps, Erestor had known something that Glorfindel hadn't even known about himself.
Aka, married, Imladris-era Glorfindel and Erestor do a little roleplay and exploration together.
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“Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”
Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”
Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?
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26 Jun 2026
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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24 Jun 2026
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The Bentley has been Crowley's faithful companion for nearly a century. It's never let him down before. But after Aziraphale leaves for Heaven, it keeps interfering with his attempts to get laid.
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13 Jun 2026
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Crowley folded his newspaper and accepted, with grim resignation, that he would have to try and save the world. It wasn’t that he particularly wanted to do it again; the first time had been bad enough and he’d needed an eleven-year-old to do the hard bit. He didn’t feel any kind of great love towards all living things at the moment, or have any heroic feelings. He simply knew that nobody else would do it.
And Aziraphale, who had stumbled his way into the centre of it all, would be trying desperately not to let it happen and failing, because Heaven wouldn’t let him succeed. One more time, and he resolved that it would be the very last time, Crowley would have to fix things for him.
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Crowley goes on a road trip across America to delay the Second Coming. Aziraphale tries to teach angels about humanity. In between, they talk.Bookmarked by deletedlamb
12 Jun 2026
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Celestial Bodies by Justkeeptrekkin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2019
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The year is 1923. Aziraphale's friends at the gentlemen's club invite him for a weekend away in Devon. He asks Crowley to join. It gets very silly and very messy very quickly.
That's just how things were in the roaring twenties.
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02 Jun 2026