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    shane is a wag and he loves every second of it... ilya maybe not so much.

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    my attempt at a texting fic

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    After launching the Irina Foundation in the fall of 2018, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov seek to affirm their newly-announced friendship and get people used to the idea that there’s more to their shared history than is commonly known. They decide that they’ll reveal new details about noteworthy moments in their shared past on the 10th anniversaries of those events.

    Chapter 1: First Meeting (Dec 2018)
    Chapter 2: Draft Day (Jun 2019)
    Chapter 3: CCM Shoot (Jul 2020)
    Chapter 4: First NHL Face Off (Oct 2020)
    Interlude: The ESPN Documentary (Nov 2020)

    (Or: 5 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov tweet about a 10th anniversary before the public knows about their relationship, and 1 time they tweet about a 10th anniversary after being involuntarily outted).

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    19 Jun 2026

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    It's Shane's second season with the Centaurs. He's starting to relax. His teammates are taking notes.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    as reaction to David Hollander's tweet about books he mentioned over time, Ilya decides to make his statement (because remind we when he could stop from doing it) and post his opinion.
    poor Shane, but Harris is even poorer (because Shane Hollander is a menace too), everyone else is having fun. well, maybe not people who got offended by Ilya, but when did he care?

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Looking across the room to where Troy is on the floor playing with Chiron, Harris starts flailing his arms under the table in the other man’s general direction. He attempts to do this in a manner that won’t alert Ilya, though it probably looks absolutely insane to Troy, who remains oblivious to his distress and need for another set of eyes on this Zoom situation.

    “So you like the idea?” he asks.

    “Not bad. Maybe call it Quaran-team with the Cens?” Ilya floats.

    He continues somehow, and with great effort, to spitball names for the initiative while watching the half-naked guy behind Ilya move through an incredibly acrobatic yoga routine, head remaining just off camera.

    **The pandemic sucks. It raises Shane’s anxiety through the roof, but it also lends him a new point of view, a small existential crisis, if you will… life is too short to keep hiding his love for Ilya. So Shane and Ilya decide to just screw it and be less uptight about protecting their secret. They’re in lockdown anyway, what could happen? Or, five times Shane and Ilya have a Zoom mishap, and one time it’s not accidental at all.

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    19 Jun 2026