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[Officer one’s body cam shows officer two raising his eyebrow up, looking between the suspect and officer one. The camera pointing back to the the vehicle shows suspect rolling his eyes]
S.H: I’m good, Hayd.
I.R: Why they pair you with ugly partner? It’s like cockblock. Now I am soft.
[Suspect’s dash cam shows suspect gesturing to his crotch area.]
H.P: Ugl—? Sir, we need your license and registration.
—Or: Body cam footage of Officer Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike repeatedly pulling over Ilya Rozanov. The situation becomes so out of hand, a documentary was made.
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03 Jul 2026
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Set in the universe of there is no heart for me like yours, Shane and Ilya go in search of a dog and find a bit more than they bargained for.
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- Part 2 of the further adventures of married hollanov
- Part 3 of hollanov short fics
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02 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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02 Jul 2026
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The 50 States According to Ilya Rozanov by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jun 2026
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“What’s the matter? You do not like sunshine weather?” Ilya asks, partially chirping, partially genuinely curious.
“Dude, it’s fucking Florida,” Connors snorts derisively.
“Fuck Florida, it’s Tampa,” St Simon adds with an eye roll.
Ilya's pretty sure he's missed something.
OR:
Ilya Rozanov's accumulated knowledge regarding each and every one of the 50 US states.
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02 Jul 2026
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BREAKING: Ilya Rozanov is a FREAK (Shane: EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT) by gimme_the_mf_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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BREAKING: Attempted robbery at renowned hockey stars and cup winners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's hotel room in Tampa, Florida—caller was the robber herself!
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Or in which ANOTHER bodycam footage was leaked! But this time it's not focused on the robber, but the victims in question! And Twitter goes wild over these two freaks!
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- Part 2 of BREAKING: These people are FREAKS!!! + Twitter reacts!
- Part 3 of "Unfortunately, Your Honor, they have access to the internet..."
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01 Jul 2026
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Dead Batteries, Cousins, and Sasquatch Nipples (Ilya: How else will the hairy babies eat, Shane??) by gimme_the_mf_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Hayden and Jackie Pike invite friends and family to a camping trip just a little while up north.
Normally it would be fine, if it weren't for the campground being held together by gum, termites, and the thin fucking thread that is Shane's sanity because the one person shows up that he cannot fathom why it even exists: Hayden's cousin.
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01 Jul 2026
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BREAKING: Local Russian man fights bear (Shane: ILYA NO WTF) by gimme_the_mf_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jun 2026
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@ctvottawa✅️
🚨 BREAKING: Local man fights a bear after it had wandered into in a park area, causing public distress for visitors.
UPDATE: Man identified as professional hockey player Ilya Rozanov.
Witness's video clip below.
[VIDEO ATTACHED]Series
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01 Jul 2026
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It’s Ilya Rozanov’s World (and We’re All Just Sims) by ourloveasashield
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov discovers The Sims 4, he does what any reasonable person would do, creates himself, creates Shane Hollander, builds a perfect house from memory, and begins fixing the situation.
This includes (but is not limited to) trapping Shane’s ex-girlfriend in a windowless room because she “kept escaping the pool.” and having Scott Hunter in his true form(i.e. in the Elder age stage).Shane wakes up at four-thirty in the morning with several concerns.
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When Luca Haas(the person who introduced sims to Ilya) does not answer questions fast enough, Ilya turns to reddit and Tumblr, gaining a following who are slowly realizing some coincidences.- Language:
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01 Jul 2026
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Victims of Shane Hollander’s ‘tism rizz (support group for queer hockey players) by strawberriesnoranges
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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Victims of Shane Hollander’s ‘tism rizz (support group for queer hockey players)
Ilya Rozanov was added to the chat
OR: After coming out to none other than Troy Barrett, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander's recent fiancé, is added to a group chat full of queer hockey players on the current league. The twist? Almost every single one of them had some interaction with Hollander that made them, at the very least, question things. It goes as well as expected.
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01 Jul 2026
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11 million for that ass by Coffeetextandfriendship
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has won a Stanley Cup, captained two teams, and spent a decade being one of the best hockey players alive. So naturally, the entire planet disregards that and falls in love with him over twelve second clip of him dancing. So much in fact that he's been given 4 nicknames and someone is already building a Spotify playlist from the songs that remix the original clip.
Or: Ilya's dance moves and that ass of his breaks the internet.
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01 Jul 2026
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SHANE HOLLANDER SPOTTED WEARING A RING??? by butterffly_sleeps
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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@shanehollander24_hockey✅
It's true.➤ @shaneybaby
SIR WHAT IS TRUE????➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
I'm engaged.
@shaneybaby
TO WHOM??
➤@shanehollander24_hockey✅
t's for you all to figure out.OR
@svetlana_v_✅
ilya domestic ERA
➤ @ilyaaaaax81✅
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@mlh_puckrabbit
SIR CARE TO ELABORATE?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
@iloverozzyyy
WHAT?
@ilyaaaaax81✅
no.
exactly what the title says, followed by pure calculated chaos
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01 Jul 2026
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When Shane wished he was born without a dick, he meant to wish for a lot more. Another lesson in short-sightedness. Wish genies are very cruel.
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Five times Shane doesn’t know what to do with his newly acquired pussy, and one time he comes pretty close to figuring it all out.
Alternatively, Shane’s Magical Pussy Haunts the Narrative
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30 Jun 2026
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Shane grows up with parents who take him camping and teach him how to fix things around the house. Ilya grows up in a metropolitan city; his idea of fixing things is to call a guy.
or, three times rich city boy Ilya tests Shane's sanity, and one other time Shane makes it everyone's problem.
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30 Jun 2026
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"I really hate that this happened to you but I'm finally free"
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post-outing Svetlana finallyyyy being free to release the tapes of Ilya Rozanov TORMENTING her with his dumbass pining for Shane
Inspired by this tumblr post
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30 Jun 2026
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Purple category: kayfabe, drag, brand image, and masking by formosus_iniquis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Jun 2026
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Kip grabs Scott's thigh as he watches Shane lick his lips before tucking his smile back between his teeth. Rozanov meets Shane's eyes from across the room, heated and promising something. Kip feels crazy looking at it being reminded of the tension of their face offs. Shane's eyes drop back to the bland chicken on his plate, and Kip is ready to write this off as a figment of his imagination, when Rozanov catches his eye now and winks.
Scott is going to have five tiny bruises on his thigh. But that doesn't seem to bother him. "Everything okay?"
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30 Jun 2026
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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30 Jun 2026
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this is why we can't have nice things by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?
Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.
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30 Jun 2026
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It Takes a Village (Idiot) by foureighteenths
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jul 2026
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What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?
The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)
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30 Jun 2026
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Mr. Real Estate by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jun 2026
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It’s Ilya who brings it up. He’s in his kitchen, making himself some kind of soup that Shane is already searching for recipes of—it’s called rassolnik. Leaning with one hip against the counter, he asks, “What about your sex dungeon?”
“I don’t have a sex dungeon,” Shane says, both grossed out and intrigued by the idea.
“The apartment, moya lyubov,” Ilya replies, fondness sheathed in annoyance. He slurps loudly, laughing when Shane makes a face at him over their video call. “What will you do with the apartment?”
“Sell it, maybe.”
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Or, Shane doesn't sell the secret-sex-apartment building. He starts renting it out, and somehow ends up with a gaggle of Russian tenants-turned-friends, several stray cats, and one very spoiled hamster.
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- Part 9 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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- English
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- 15,676
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- 4/?
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30 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander, Gay Hockey Jesus by doctor_roc_roger
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.Series
- Part 5 of Heated rivalry fics
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30 Jun 2026