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    we are all meant for softer things (even, especially, you) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    21 Feb 2019

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    Wade is contracted to kill Spider-man, but after some surveillance he decides the hero is just too chill to kill. Too sweet to defeat. Too squish to extinguish. Too golden boy to destroy. (Etcetera.)

    Somehow, instead of blowing up in his face, it avalanches into a tentative friendship filled with crime-fighting, Netflix bingeing, top notch take-out, city-saving, shenanigans, weird alien symbiotes, and personal growth.

    Which is pretty much when Wade knows he’s fucked. But like, maybe in the good way, for once?

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    13 Jul 2026

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    strip that down for me by

    Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)  

    10 Apr 2018

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    When Wade's years of seduction finally pay off, he expects to finally take Peter to bed. Instead, he finds an confident Peter who is ready to take him apart inch by inch.

    Or, Peter Parker lovingly tops the hell out of Wade Wilson.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Wondering When Lingered Lips by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    22 Jun 2018

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    Peter really wanted to talk to Wade, to let him know that he didn't care what he looked liked, to let him know he knew exactly how he felt; but for some reason he couldn't. Every time he saw Wade sitting alone at lunch he told himself 'this will be the day, I'll talk to him'. It never happened. His words always got caught it his throat, he'd look at him wanting more then anything to say something but then Ned would come along and say something and snap him out of his trance. He'd just look at Wade one last time and follow Ned over to their table. He felt like a coward every time but he couldn't help it, he never seemed to know what the say in the moment.

     

    He got his wish one day on just a regular tuesday morning.

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

    Promise Not to Stop When I Say When by

    Fandoms: The Venture Bros  

    29 Sep 2018

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    Rusty does something to anger Brock and enjoys the consequences as they both work out some tension.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Wise up, Janet Weiss by

    Fandoms: Rocky Horror Picture Show  

    04 Jun 2026

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    I have had Planet Schmanet Janet stuck in my head all week so I had to write this.

    Janet decides that she likes being debauched, and comes to terms with the fact that no one does it like Frank.

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    26 Jun 2026