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The Griever's Almanac by dirtymakeupbrushes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
01 Jul 2026
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The Hail Mary has been housing three for some time. The dinner situation is not going very well.
Rocky can get along fine on Eridian food, and due to his mutations, Simon can too.
It's Grace's lack of Earth rations that are the problem.
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Simon and Rocky have to watch as their saving Grace starves in front of them.
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A tree grows on Erid by dirtymakeupbrushes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is living peacefully on Erid. Peacefully until something (or someone) so monumentally bloody stains the water in his enclosure.
Simon is trying to get by on what he thinks is heaven, until he starts to mutate into something unholy.
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You know the drill it’s platonic bloodymary time
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podfic/translation welcome!
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Sorry bro your theme park sucks ass maybe next time :( by dirtymakeupbrushes for Staryy_Hazel
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
20 Nov 2025
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Stupid, stupid.
That goddamned word is the only thing you can articulate right now, and it’s chugging like a train through your mind while your dignity is left tied to the tracks. Your vision is blurry but too fucking sharp at the same time, pinpricks of light becoming daggers and shadows twisting into figures.
You can’t even get a semblance of what you’re doing or where you’re positioned, though your head hurts enough that you’re willing to bet your hands, claws out, are digging into your scalp. The shitty parts of you wants it to draw blood.
A tear hits the ground. The noise fires like a gun in your ear.
So fucking stupid.
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Lazuli (reader insert) gets a little too overloaded at Merry Magoland and doesn't know how to ask for help. Magolor has no idea what's going on.