dumbassium
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Tim Drake vs. College Applications by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics)
25 Nov 2024
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Tim knew he was smart. He was the world’s second greatest detective, after all. However, just because he knew he was smart, and the Justice League knew he was smart, that didn’t mean college application reviewers knew he was smart.
Or: Tim tries to write his college app essays and realizes that maybe he isn’t in the healthiest environment.
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twitter interactions with your super-arch-nemesis-turned-father-figure by dumbassium
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jul 2024
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it's a twitter fic. where tony's iron man who's a villain. it's just waffling.
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Iron Man seen fighting Avengers after attempting to rob a local bank.>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Excuse you, what do you mean attempting, I robbed it successfully>>> Captain America ✔ @CptSteveRogers
Iron Man, return the money you stole and turn yourself in immediately -Captain America>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
No can do capsicle, already spent it.>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
on w h a t?>>>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Insect repellent.Series
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Junior’s Home by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse)
26 Jul 2024
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“Well if it isn’t the second Boy Blunder, long time no see,” the Joker drew out slowly with a devilish smirk.
“Joker,” Jason returned stiffly.
“What have you been up to since you stole my name?”
Dick scoffed, “So kidnapping Red Robin was just a ploy to get Hood here?”
The Joker looked affronted, “Of course not. Why would I care about the second birdie? All I did was kill him after a few hours of torture, no biggie! The third one on the other hand...”
OR
The Joker has escaped Arkham.
Tim Drake used to be Joker Junior before he became Robin.
The Batfam is unaware of Tim's past.
Angst ensues.
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The Red Hood's New Mentor: Wonder Woman? by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
24 Jun 2024
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The Red Hood gets kidnapped by the JL and when they realize how young he is they’re like “...well, someone can take him as their mentee”
Obviously Bruce volunteers, but so does Wonder Woman. And Nightwing.
Jason is given the option to choose who he would like to mentor him.
Bruce, the father figure he constantly complains about, or Diana, his favorite hero, or Dick, the sappy annoying older brother.
Bruce can feel the grey hairs coming.
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"He's Not Batman" by dumbassium
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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When Batman stepped out of the White Collar elevator, Jason’s brain was too busy cursing the universe with every swear word he knew to pay too much attention to the man.
Jason looked up, and the sudden rush of movement caught someone's attention. He made eye contact, and he knew they made eye contact despite the white gloss of the cowl, with The Dark Knight.
And that… was not Bruce.
“‘Wing? Why the fuck are you in the cowl?”
Dick paled and stumbled, taking a few steps back to stabilize himself. “Jason?” He asked breathlessly.
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Jason!Neal encounters Dick!Batman after Bruce is lost in the time stream and presumed dead while no one knows Jason is alive.
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completely unrelated villain!tony works because i love that trope 😋 by dumbassium
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jul 2024
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Lost by Time; Reconnected by Circumstance by dumbassium
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
17 Apr 2024
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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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The Dowry (or How the Boston Raiders Made a Plan) by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Apr 2026
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In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.
The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.
(This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)
Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.
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- Part 1 of Those Boston Boys
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Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.
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If Ice Calves And No One Is Around To Hear It by Imaging_Essie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Ten years after his retirement, generational talent Ilya Rozanov broke his equally long public disappearance to do the biography that will change everything.
"You… didn't hate him. You two weren't rivals at all."
Ilya glanced at him, eyes half-mast.
"You…"
Adam had never stared at someone so openly before.
"You loved him."And for twenty years, the world never knew.
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
...
You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.