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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Snippets into the lives of Jackie, Hayden, Ilya, and Shane where everyone's a family and nothing hurts.

    Words:
    71,488
    Works:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    194

    26 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.

    Thanks for reading! 💕

    Words:
    36,681
    Works:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1,638

    26 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    In which Shane is just a little too obsessed with loons and makes it a problem for academia. But at least he still plays hockey in college! And Ilya? Ilya is still the star center for the Boston Raiders.

    Somehow that doesn't make things easier.

    A crack treated very seriously AU.

    Words:
    35,396
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    422

    25 Jul 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.

    Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,077
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    5,938
    Bookmarks:
    900
    Hits:
    29,403

    25 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Summary

    imagine Heated Rivalry but with a slapdash of magical realism, ghosts, and the slowly dawning realization of just how much Shane and Ilya have to gain, if only they could figure their shit out. featuring: the most supportive team in the world (the Bears), the seething underbelly of malice (Montreal), and three tiny babies (boston's rookies), who just want to meet their stepmom.

    Words:
    105,388
    Works:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    840

    25 Jul 2026