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The Adventures of Sir Adam the Not-Quite-Chaste: Not Appearing in This Film by eloiserummaging
Fandoms: Adam Lambert (Musician)
12 Jul 2011
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Well, all right, Sir Adam thought doubtfully. I suppose this could be the place. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail fusion; Adam at Castle Anthrax)
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hey, roz by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jun 2026
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Harris: Hi, Shane!
Harris: This is Harris Drover.
Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.Harris: Perfect!
Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
Harris: No humiliation involved.
Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.Shane: Okay?
Shane: Why?Harris: Well.
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28 Jun 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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28 Jun 2026
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He doesn’t go more than ten feet before the glint becomes more solid, and finally resolves into, yes, a mailbox. Thank fuck. There are letters on the side that he can’t quite make out until he gets closer.
A name: FOX.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Alex shouts into the white void. The snow muffles most of the sound. Of all the fucking people.
(After an ill-advised attempt to get off the mountain before a snow storm hits, Alex finds himself stuck for god knows how long sharing the too-large house of his least favorite neighbor. Good thing there are lots of bedrooms, so at least he can stay far away from Henry Fox. Right?)
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27 Jun 2026
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Close your eyes (escape this crown for a little while) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
11 Dec 2025
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For as long as he wasn’t caught, it would be fine.
And who could possibly catch him?
“You know,” Sir Daniel Howell, his father’s loyal appointed knight, greeted him one morning in the courtyard, his helmet off and his rather pretty curls spilling freely. “I wouldn’t have thought that pink is your color, but you may have convinced me otherwise.”
The prince likes to dress up as a princess sometimes, to imagine a version of him that is allowed to love a man.
The man in question doesn't mind him in a dress, either.
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25 Jun 2026
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Phil reaches for his phone, staring at the chat.
“bang”
Well.
Okay.
Romance isn’t dead per se, it’s just that after almost sixteen years of partnership, the need to thoroughly woo and seduce your partner sort of… melts away. And sometimes – okay most of the time with them – also the need to communicate in full sentences.
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25 Jun 2026