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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    He doesn’t go more than ten feet before the glint becomes more solid, and finally resolves into, yes, a mailbox. Thank fuck. There are letters on the side that he can’t quite make out until he gets closer.

    A name: FOX.

    “Are you fucking kidding me?” Alex shouts into the white void. The snow muffles most of the sound. Of all the fucking people.

    (After an ill-advised attempt to get off the mountain before a snow storm hits, Alex finds himself stuck for god knows how long sharing the too-large house of his least favorite neighbor. Good thing there are lots of bedrooms, so at least he can stay far away from Henry Fox. Right?)

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    For as long as he wasn’t caught, it would be fine.

    And who could possibly catch him?

    “You know,” Sir Daniel Howell, his father’s loyal appointed knight, greeted him one morning in the courtyard, his helmet off and his rather pretty curls spilling freely. “I wouldn’t have thought that pink is your color, but you may have convinced me otherwise.”

    The prince likes to dress up as a princess sometimes, to imagine a version of him that is allowed to love a man.

    The man in question doesn't mind him in a dress, either.

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    25 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Phil reaches for his phone, staring at the chat.

    “bang”

    Well.

    Okay.

    Romance isn’t dead per se, it’s just that after almost sixteen years of partnership, the need to thoroughly woo and seduce your partner sort of… melts away. And sometimes – okay most of the time with them – also the need to communicate in full sentences.

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    25 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 18

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    Ryan was the one who brought the topic up – on camera, during Mystery Files, which was stupid to begin with, but whatever, they’ll cut it out, like they always do when he and Shane go on pointless tangents.

    (And he determinedly doesn’t think about how many tangents there are, how well they click, how they never run out of stupid shit to talk about, because that’s normal, that’s just how friends are, right? … Right?)

    “Who’s more handsome?” he asked Shane, “you or Scott?”

    Ryan tries to set up Shane and Jake.
    Shane thinks Ryan is trying to get with Scott.

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    25 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 42

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    And then Dan does something unexpected – after weeks of avoiding his gaze, nervously doing small talk with him, talking with everyone around him but never with Phil directly, after hours of trying to ignore Phil’s insistent stare, Dan looks back.

    And his gaze isn’t even challenging, it’s not questioning, it’s downright pleading. His brown eyes are wide, soft, desperate, and there’s a blush rising from his neck to the tip of his ears, and suddenly, the last puzzle piece falls into place and Phil knows what it is.

    “Dan,” he mouths.

    Dan and Phil are broken up. And then Dan shows up to dinner with PJ while in sub drop.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Just go.” Ilya said, already leaning again.

    Shane huffed a laugh against his mouth.

    “You’re literally the problem.”

    “Then stop kissing me back.”

    He didn’t.

     
    or, College AU where Shane and Ilya go to the same university, secretly sleep together, and are so obsessed with each other it’s starting to become a problem.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Fuck,” Ilya breathed, staring down at where they were joined. He was breathing hard. “Look at you. Taking my whole hand.” He flexed his fingers slowly inside the incredible heat.

    Shane whimpered, overwhelmed. He looked down at his own stomach. There, beneath the pale skin, was a subtle but unmistakable bulge. The outline of Ilya’s fist inside him.

    (or, Shane gets a vibrator stuck inside him and his roommate Ilya helps)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Oh, Hollander,” Ilya sighed, cradling Shane’s face, thumbs gently stroking his freckled cheeks. “You are omega.”

    It wasn’t a question.

    Shane nodded pathetically, breathing heavily.

    “And you are in heat, yes?” One curious hand trailed down, squeezing hard.

    Biting back a moan at the slick pooling in his boxers, Shane nodded. “I forgot my suppressants,” he said, breathless. “I— I usually just take suppressants all season and then… deal with it myself the rest of the time. But I guess I forgot to pack them. I don’t know what to do.”

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    Ilya helps Shane through an unexpected heat.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”

    Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”

    “Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”

    “That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”

    “Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “You are early—”

    Ilya stops dead in his tracks. Shane is standing there in the hall, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.

    He’s wearing Ilya’s Centaurs jersey. Not much else.

    “Solnyshko,” Ilya says hoarsely. “What are you doing?”

    Shane pushes off the wall and comes to greet Ilya with a long, filthy kiss, wrapping his arms around Ilya’s neck. Ilya’s hands seek his waist in return.

    Shane’s voice is low against Ilya’s mouth. “Reminding you,” he murmurs, “of who the fuck you are.”

    It was a tough loss in Boston. Shane knows how to make Ilya feel better.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Ilya’s eyebrows raise. “This is a thing you want? For me to come inside you?”

    “Yeah—yeah.” Shane clears his throat. “It’s hot. Isn’t it?”

    “Can you not decide whether bare cock in your ass is hot?”

    “Fuck you. See if I let you—”

    Ilya takes Shane’s hand and presses a quiet kiss to his wrist, then the center of his palm. “You will let me.”

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    Or: Shane asks Ilya to fuck him without a condom.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gets used to living in Ottawa. Yuna and David help.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    A part of one of Rozanov's sex-tape gets released. The internet blows up trying to figure out what women he hooked up with but the video only saw her thighs.

    Only that woman is actually Shane Hollander.

    Inspired by the people on Twitter mistaking Shane/Hudson as a woman based on his thighs alone.

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    17 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 38

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    It's Dan and Phil's first Valentine’s Day date out in public post hard-launch, and everything feels new and exciting.

    (Written for misskiwi4 as a PhandomGives raffle prize!)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    After a moment, Hayden pulls back. Then he hands her the phone—Shane’s phone.

    “I grabbed this when I was getting his stuff and I saw, well.”

    He looks away from Yuna, briefly glances at David, then looks away from him too. There’s an oddly guilty look on his face that has Yuna suspicious at once.

    “Um, has Shane told you guys about Lily?”

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    AKA, Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.

    Featuring:
    - high Shane
    - Ilya angst
    - theories about who Lily could be
    - Yuna & "Lily" texting
    - identity shenanigans

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    14 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 46

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    Five times Dan and Phil hid themselves away to have some private time as a couple, and one time they wanted to share themselves with the whole world.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Summer at the cottage is the first time Shane and Ilya have been able to spend any significant time together. Naturally, it comes with some revelations.

    Or, Five Things Russians Do Not Do, A Detailed Observational Study By Shane Hollander.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    13 Jun 2026

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    “I’ve…seen you around campus and it’s good to finally meet you. Like, properly.” He fumbled over the words, his tongue feeling thick and heavy and entirely too big for his mouth. Whether it was from the weed or the nerves from Ilya's presence, Shane couldn't tell.

    “I’ve seen you, too.” Ilya grabbed the cigarette from behind his ear, bringing it to his mouth before lighting it.

    “Really?” He watched as Ilya took a long inhale from the cigarette. Shane wanted to say something in that moment, something about how mixing alcohol, weed, and nicotine was probably a bad idea, but the words died in his throat as Ilya blew out smoke from the corner of his mouth and grinned at him. He looked so fucking good.

    Da, Shane Hollander.” Shane fought back a shiver as his name fell from Ilya’s lips. He loved how Ilya’s voice had wrapped around the vowels, long drawn out and quiet. He wanted to hear it again and again.

    or, Shane Hollander has had a crush on Ilya Rozanov from afar for the past three years. They finally meet at a party.

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    Comments:
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    144,631

    13 Jun 2026

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