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    “C’mon, Osha! Please?” Jecki weedles as she tries to convince her friend with clasped hands and eyes beseeching her to agree.

    Osha sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose, already feeling a headache come on. “Explain it to me one more time. What do you want me to do?”

    "Can you pretend to be Mae and sneak into the Slytherin common room to find Qimir's quidditch training roster? We need any advantage we can get."

    "Oh god, why me?" Osha asks the heavens to answer for how she is always forced to suffer.

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    In which Osha is her own worst enemy and she is one hell of an unreliable narrator.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    “Hokage-sama,” Kakashi said, aware he sounded like a harried retail worker. From the corner of the ceiling, Hawk's chakra fluttered with silent laughter. Kakashi flicked a glare at her before settling his gaze back onto his sensei's impenetrably beaming face, feeling distinctly harassed. “This is flagrant disregard of protocol.”

    “Yes,” Minato-sensei said peaceably, and nothing more. The smile on his face didn't budge an inch. A silence filled with expectation swelled between them.

    “What are you doing?” Kakashi asked finally, hands placed on his hips disapprovingly.

    “Abusing my authority as your supreme commander,” Minato-sensei replied smilingly. 

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    04 Jun 2026

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    The first thing Stiles says to him, a sluggishly bleeding cut above his left eye, grime caked under his fingernails, a hand gripping a tattered backpack slung over his shoulder, is, "Do you have a car?"

    Not: hey, Jackson, what are you doing here?

    Not: did you just stab that fucking guy through the face?

    Not: was that fucking Danny?

    Jackson twists the metal rod out with a sick squelch and says, "No."

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    The zombie apocalypse road trip au

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    22 May 2026

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    Werewolves are the kind of horror you only find in books and movies and gay porn, so forgive him for being a little slow on the uptake.

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    22 May 2026

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    The problem was her back.

    Post-Golden House, Lumine wakes up with daily pain. She no longer has her celestial powers; therefore, she no longer has her old healing abilities.

    But Lumine could manage. She learned her limits and handled it. All she wanted to do was continue on to Inazuma, avoid Childe and Zhongli, and find her brother.

    If only Childe wasn't making that so difficult. He's an annoying, incessant pest who won't leave her alone, and that only gets worse after he finds out they're soulmates.

    (In which Lumine contemplates homicide and Childe is smitten.)

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    20 May 2026