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    Taylor Swift-esque imagining of the events after season 3 of What We Do In The Shadows :)

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    11 Jul 2026

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    "Happy birthday!" Daniel croons, his grin hooking his mouth wide, eyes bright and glowing with pleasure between dark eyelashes.

    He holds out a small packet, haphazardly wrapped in colourful paper; a hint of pink dusts his cheeks, his heartbeat quickened with excitement and nerves; he smells sweet with it.

    Slowly, Armand takes the packet from him; it's light, and when he turns it over in his hands, it emits a quiet, gentle rattle.

    "Okay, birthday tutorial: at this point, we usually say 'thank you'."

     
    Or: Daniel Molloy and the many birthdays of the vampire Armand, across decades.
    (Updates on Wednesdays and Sundays.)

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Robby is starving.

    Dennis starts to notice.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    “Are you jerking off in there?” Santos calls from the living room. “No judgement if you are - explore your budding body all you like, bud, but could you keep it down? Mommy’s trying to watch her shows.”

    “No,” Dennis calls back sulkily, lowering his hands from his face, scowling at his bed. Nothing wrong with the bed - just what is laid out on top of it.

    ‘What’ being his very limited, definitely not date-friendly wardrobe.

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    Dennis and Michael go on a proper date. Dennis struggles with family, his past and medical records. Michael struggles to understand and with a connection of his own.
    And Santos just struggles.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    As Robby lifts his shirt up, Dennis is overcome with the need to bury his face in his armpit until he passes out. The gold chain with its Star of David that he always wears rests just below his collar. As Robby strips off, Dennis allows himself a longing look.

    Yeah, Dennis admits to himself, he’s down pretty bad.

    He’s certain that the fishing trips his brothers took with their dad didn’t have this additional complication – that of the man taking them being so hot they’d want to cry. Trinity’s comment, ‘daddy wants to take you to the woodshed,’ bounces around in Dennis’s head.
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    Robby takes Dennis out on a fishing trip. Neither of them expected it to end this way.

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    21 Feb 2026