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7 Celebrities.
1 murder.
1 undercover detective disguised as a replacement celeb.
1 reality show.
Too many secrets.
(When Min Yoongi is sent undercover to live in a house with 6 celebs and find out who the killer is, he doesn't expect it to be this hard. But the more he investigates, the more he realises that everything is not always as it seems. And oh, he's got only 7 days to find the truth.)
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“Why do you and my brother mail each other, anyways?” Taehyung asks. “And now you're communicating via parrot express. Next thing I know, you’re going to go feral over Namjoonie hyung’s ankles."
Seokjin pauses scrolling long enough to singe the hem of Taehyung’s Gucci pyjamas, feeling absolutely no remorse.
“Your brother has my number blocked. So, we can’t text.”
"Wow."
"Yes, wow, now if you could shut up for two minutes, I have got a mail to read from your absolutely insufferable brother. A mail with an extremely ominous subject line that says—” Seokjin squints at his phone, “Protege competition registration from 8 to 9—holy shit."
(Alt., The one where Seokjin and Namjoon think they hate each other, but then share a cottage, a bed, and then realise that they, in fact, don't. ft. The rest of the Bangtan being their chaotic selves.)
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Archive of Our Own by Scripturient27, W4kemeupins1de
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Sep 2021
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>>> Archive Item #3610: Saved to the archive 5:38 P.M. 25th October 2018
Jin: [So far he has not deviated from the script given to him by a single word, which should make S.H.I.E.L.D worried. Jin hyung only follows the rules when he’s building up to breaking them more dramatically.] You see the truth is…
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent One: [Rapidly losing her composure.] Oh god, I knew it.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Two: [Looking at flights on his phone.] Hawaii is lovely at this time of year, apparently.
Jin: I am worldwide handsome! [There is a mixture of groans and laughter from the audience, depending on how often they have heard this line before. Namjoon rolls his eyes.] Oh yeah and I’m also Iron Man! [The audience erupts. There are shocked gasps, woops of excitement, a cacophony of raised voices as journalists vie to get the first question in, a crash of a chair as somebody faints, probably because Jin blew a kiss at them with a little too much force.]
(A look through the archives at Kim Seokjin AKA Iron Man and his makeshift family over the years, and the chaos they get up to when they're not saving the world.)
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08 Jul 2026
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Oh this is so so so cute. Somehow BTS as Avengers actually works.
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Jeon Jungkook and his Big Fat Crush on Kim Namjoon by nicowememoney, Scripturient27
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Jul 2020
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Gryffindor Jeon Jungkook didn't think his life could get any harder. In his fourth year and stressed over exams, quidditch and carving his own identity, his life goes to hell when he gets selected for the prestigious BIGHIT Tournament along with his best friends Jimin and Seokjin, and also Kim Namjoon a.k.a. super cool sixth-year a.k.a. the guy the whole school hates a.k.a. the guy Jungkook's had a big fat crush on since forever even though no one knows about it. It's going to be a crazy year for sure.
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Caution: Messing With My Brother Will Be Hazardous To Your Life by Scripturient27
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Jul 2020
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Kim Namjoon’s tiny alpha sister has had enough of alphas treating her brother poorly.
Her brother is the prettiest, softest and kindest omega ever, and she can and will throw down anyone who says otherwise. Pretty-boy alphas thinking they can mess with her treasure of a brother should sleep with one eye open.
(Alt., Alpha Jimin who's extremely protective of her omega brother Namjoon and tries her best to prevent the rest of Bangtan from courting him. Shenanigans ensue.)
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“Where’s my brother?” Seokjin asks, leaning out of the tower.
"Oh no." Jungkook drops his head in his hands. “He’s started his three-step foolproof plan to test your suitors’ faithfulness.”
“And this plan,” Seokjin starts cautiously, “Does it work?”
Jungkook stares at him, dead in the eye, and Seokjin can see his string of failed relationships flash in front of his eyes in quick succession. He gulps.
“How does it start?”
"Oh it starts with--"
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Step 1: Breasting Boobily Down The Stairs(Or the one in which Seokjin wants to elope with Namjoon, Taehyung could write a book named Seduction for Dummies but definitely needs to attend the course Siblings 101, and Namjoon just wants to get through the trials in order to be able to marry Jin, without being hit on. Ft. OT7 chaos.)
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Jungkook doesn't need a bodyguard, much less another parent. His father appoints him one, anyways (a bodyguard). The parent thing happens, sort of, accidentally.
Jungkook hates Seokjin as a bodyguard. He definitely doesn't want him dating his father. (Even if they have history. Especially because they have history.)
Alt., Jungkook realises that sometimes the universe gives you what you need as opposed to what you want. (Sometimes, the universe is right.)
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07 Jul 2026
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Oh, this is so soft and gentle and sweet. I love it.
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“It wouldn’t solve my issue anyway,” Namjoon says loudly again, going back to what’s important.
“And what would?” Hoseok asks.
“Bottoming,” Namjoon states. “I need to do it.”
Jimin’s eyes and smile widen.
“Need?” Seokjin asks, laughing.
“For research,” Namjoon says and means it.
This fic has been translated to Russian, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3
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- Part 12 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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05 Jul 2026
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This is somehow really funny and really heartwarming at the same time.
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It had been decided in a blur. Namjoon had nodded, flushed and embarrassed and eyes glittering, when Jimin had rounded on him and asked – well, demanded – that he let them actually test their bet with his dick.
Taehyung had jumped into the fray, insisting with a pout that if his boyfriend was going to try then he would try as well. Yoongi had pointed out they had a free day on Saturday to do it, and then Hoseok had said loudly that he and Seokjin would be there as heterosexual referees to make sure no one was cheating, and then Jungkook didn't want to be left out (even though he’s never found sex particularly interesting, so why would he start now?) so he’d said he wanted to be there as well, and now here he is on Saturday, staring at the lube on the coffee table.
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05 Jul 2026
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This is somehow incredibly wholesome hahahaha.
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“And there is no need for me to be the hero. Considering I have a big, strong alpha wolf protecting me from the evil.”
Seokjin closed his eyes, praying for patience. After the initial shock had vanished and Yoongi and Namjoon had somewhat calmed down, they did tease him about his growliness.
Soft Seokjin/Yoongi/Namjoon, because we all need softness in our lifes
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02 Jul 2026
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Oh this is a gorgeous post-enlistment fic and I fucking love it.
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In the Korean branch of the renowned intelligence agency Kingsman, the wannabe candidates each receive a dog that will be training at their side. Which would be pretty rad except Seokjin’s dog, Adam, doesn’t listen, and he kind of needs Adam to listen or else he won’t qualify.
Or: a Kingsman! AU in which there is very little spying and a lot of dogs, and Seokjin thinks it’s unfair that Namjoon has such huge dimples.
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A Breach of Protocol by Anna (pineconepickers), tragicamente
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Mar 2022
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Actor Kim Seokjin’s love life has always been the subject of wild rumours but he has never been caught in a scandal. Behind closed doors, however, he is going through a rough breakup. Namjoon, as the Head of Close Protection, does not expect to pick up the pieces, yet here he is: standing at Seokjin’s door at two in the morning, about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
Seokjin took the phone and looked in amazement at a 28-second fancam set to a sultry, moany song that featured slow-mo footage of Namjoon escorting him in and out of cars and buildings, of Namjoon holding umbrellas for him, of Namjoon shoving people out of the way at an airport (Seokjin remembered that chaotic day). With piercing and sharp dragon eyes, Namjoon sent glares at crowds and photographers like he was two steps from murder at any given moment, but then Namjoon would turn to escort Seokjin with the gentlest of touches. The video caption said, eloquently, ‘hottest bodyguard in all of Korea’.
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01 Jul 2026
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The characterisations fit very well for the characters' back stories.
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Hello, Kim Seokjin.
I believe you are missing a maknae.
If you want to see your Jungkook alive, come to the cave bunker where the treasure is in an hour’s time.
Do not call the police or tell anyone else besides your bandmates.
Or your maknae is dead.what?
wtf
who are u???Time is ticking, Kim Seokjin.
answer my question!
is Jungkook ok?
let me talk to him
Tick, tock, tick, tock…
ok fine ugh
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A jaded rap trio and their nemesis, a four-member vocal group, find themselves vacationing at the same seaside town. When the corpse of a self-proclaimed treasure hunter lands at their Airbnb door, the maknaes of the two groups decide that the best way to investigate is to go after the cursed treasure themselves, but they end up missing and the hyungs have no choice but to go after them. Cue near death experiences, awkward sexual tension, and a grand adventure that might just be what they were searching for all along. -
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At three o'clock in the morning after he'd been working for ten hours straight and everything he touched came out wrong and all his words were stilted and clumsy and all his music was rough and tangled... for some ungodly reason Kim Namjoon opened up a new browser window, typed bangtan sonyeondan fan fiction into the search bar, and then (god) hit enter.
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Yoongi supports Hoseok who understands Taehyung who is a good friend to Jimin who cheers up Namjoon who looks out for Seokjin who feeds Jungkook who helps out Yoongi.
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A Family Can Be Seven Idiot Boyfriends by Phelpstwinsandelftwins
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 May 2021
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Idol Group BTS are all secretly dating each other and have created the world's most chaotic group chat.
Polyamorous, shit-posting fun. Just as Jesus intended.
(Also does it count as secret if Sejin has seen too much, and GOT7 is close to figuring out what's going on? Maybe not.)
STORY EDITED 4TH MAY 2021 FOR FORMAT AND UPDATED GIF/PHOTO LINKS. NO MAJOR CONTENT CHANGES. (A.K.A, if the last time you read this, images/gif links were broken, I'd strongly recommend giving it a re-read now!)
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- Part 1 of A Family Can Be Seven Idiot Boyfriends
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Work emails are where Heero's true colors really shine.
"From: [email protected]
Hello, contrived attempts at commiserating with your fellow man-"((Based off/inspired by a Tumblr post))
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16 Jun 2026
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I'm not sure how I ended up here but this is such a good blast to the vet distant past omg.
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Hoseok thinks people only like him because he radiates incredibly fast wi-fi wherever he goes. His six housemates-slash-boyfriends, each with equally weird superpowers of their own, are desperate to prove him wrong.
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07 Jun 2026
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This is amazingly creative and so completely off-the-wall. I love it so much.
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The Way Forward by Chrissy24601
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
06 Aug 2013
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“Had anyone but you set me free from that barricade, I would not be here now. Had you not surrendered to me when I happened upon you after believing you dead – again, I should add! – I would not be here now.”
“I did only what was just,” Valjean said.
“And that is exactly what troubles me so!”Less a fill than a story inspired by a Les Mis Kink Meme prompt.
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04 May 2026
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Oh, this is gorgeous characterisation of Javert
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The waters of the cursed springs of Jusenkyo have somehow infected Paris! Mayhem, confusion and water-born transformations ensue. It is the night of rebellion and nothing will ever be the same...
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28 Apr 2026
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HAHAHAHA this is absolutely hilarious and so cute!