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if I could only reach you by imperiousphasmid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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“Oh, my dear.” Aziraphale shakes his head. “What are we going to do with you?”
And then, his hand runs tenderly down Crowley’s back. He twitches, entire body tensing. Aziraphale pays no mind. He just keeps languidly stroking Crowley’s scales, going with the grain, and- Oh. Oh, that’s nice.
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29 May 2026
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The first time they touch, it’s in the Garden of Eden. They’re watching Eve and Adam disappear over the line of the horizon. The humans are facing the endless, sparse expanse of the desert. As it begins to rain, Crawly shifts closer to Aziraphale, and the angel protects him with his wing.
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Or, six thousand years of pining, stolen glances, almost-touches, plummeting towards the inevitable end.- Language:
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28 May 2026
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When a disgruntled demon threatens Heaven, Hell, and Earth, Aziraphale and Crowley are dragged out of retirement—and into the past—to help defeat her.
Now (or, rather, then), at a Victorian seaside resort on the French Riviera, they’ll have to hunt down and destroy a stolen relic, all while avoiding the divine and infernal operatives who were already stationed there at the time.
Those operatives? Aziraphale and Crowley.
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- English
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- 8,894
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- 1/1
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23 May 2026
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Ineffable Husbands by ImprobableDreams900
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jan 2018
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Aziraphale finds an old marriage certificate in one of his books, and it has two very familiar signatures at the bottom...
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- 1/1
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- 4
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- 251
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22 May 2026
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Anthony Crowley and Asa Fell visit a psychic on a whim. Things get a little weird. (Set after season 3.)
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20 May 2026
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We Only Said Goodbye with Words, I Died A Hundred Times by ras_elased
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale felt his cheeks flush pink. “Yes. Well. It appears to be a curse for a cheating lover. The design is to create an ever-increasing obsessive need for the person who—”
“I’m well aware of what it does,” Crowley interrupted. Aziraphale glanced up from the book and took in Crowley’s stance, the apparent lax posture belied by the way he was clutching the edge of the countertop with white knuckles. Aziraphale swallowed.
“Is it…” Aziraphale faltered, then tried again. “Is it…” painful is how he told himself he wanted to finish the question. There was no other possible word to end that question that Aziraphale wanted to know.
“Don’t play dumb, angel. It doesn’t suit you.” Crowley’s voice was low, an edge of something to it that Aziraphale hadn’t heard since the Tadfield airbase, the moment Crowley was ready to give up and accept the apocalypse. He met Aziraphale’s eyes. “You know who I want.”
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Nothing to Make a Song About by emmagrant01 for Alecto
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
20 Mar 2013
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When Sherlock returned from his faked death, John could not forgive him for the deception and broke off their friendship. Ten years later, John returns to London in search of yet another new beginning. Sherlock, not surprisingly, is waiting.
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- 10/10
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- 5
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28 Apr 2026
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muy bueno!! amo cuando están tan desesperados por el otro
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One night, in the midst of their post-case high and on the cusp of something more, John and Sherlock run into John’s ex.
His ex-boyfriend.
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26 Apr 2026
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
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22 Apr 2026
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Four times Crowley fails to cope with Aziraphale using a pet name (and One time he starts to get used to it) by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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"Endearment" (noun) - A phrase expressing affection. A word that you use to show that you love someone.
Six thousand years’ worth of countless iterations of ‘you go too fast for me’ have left Crowley utterly unprepared in the face of Aziraphale’s unguarded affection.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Endearments
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18 Apr 2026
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Four times Crowley called Aziraphale "sweetheart" without noticing (and One time he did) by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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"Sweetheart" (1290) - A person who is very dear to another; one who is loved. From sweet (adj.) + heart (n.)
Over the years, Crowley has called Aziraphale "sweetheart" on at least four different occasions. He just hasn't actually noticed himself saying it.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Endearments
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17 Apr 2026
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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- 5/5
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16 Apr 2026
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Sally Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar, which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August. The image of John might just change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated NC-17 for eventual smut, but the story reasonable concludes before that chapter if you prefer fluff and humor.
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- 10/10
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14 Apr 2026
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Captain John Watson, Genetics, and Other Crazy Things by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Mar 2012
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The explanation for John "Three Continents" Watson? Jack Harkness is his father.
Sherlock doesn't know whether he's going to die from jealousy or sexual frustration first.
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11 Apr 2026
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echoes through time by chellefic
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
13 Feb 2012
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Mummy sends a trunk from the Holmes cottage in Sussex to 221B. Its contents alter the way John and Sherlock see themselves and one another.
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11 Apr 2026
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“He wants to shake John by the shoulders, wants to open his mouth and swallow John whole. Wants to marry him.”
Sherlock searches for the right words.
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11 Apr 2026
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Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn't simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context.
(Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.)- Language:
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11 Apr 2026
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When John escorts Sherlock back to Baker Street from the tarmac, he discovers a journal that Sherlock has kept secret...that he has kept secrets in.
"What he sees when he opens it is nothing like what he expected. He expected scrawling notes of observations, or maths equations, or drawings of plants…anything but what he actually finds: confessions.
The first page:
I don’t regret jumping to save you. I regret that you don’t know what I’ve done.John stops breathing until his lungs scream at him. He rereads the message four times before he can bring himself to move on."
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06 Apr 2026
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"Ever since I returned to London, you have made it plain that my behaviour is intolerable. Clearly, you no longer find me praise-worthy in any capacity, so why are you still here?"
When a familiar argument threatens to destroy the last remnants of John and Sherlock's failing friendship, both men are left questioning their worth to one another. Before either of them has the chance to make amends, circumstance intervenes. John is left at the mercy of his abductors, and this time, he's not sure Sherlock will bother coming to his rescue.
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 9
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06 Apr 2026
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"You've written love letters," Sherlock asserted.
(Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Polish, Japanese, Slovak, and Hebrew translations available.)
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- 1/1
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06 Apr 2026
