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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    When a disgruntled demon threatens Heaven, Hell, and Earth, Aziraphale and Crowley are dragged out of retirement—and into the past—to help defeat her.

    Now (or, rather, then), at a Victorian seaside resort on the French Riviera, they’ll have to hunt down and destroy a stolen relic, all while avoiding the divine and infernal operatives who were already stationed there at the time.

    Those operatives? Aziraphale and Crowley.

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    23 May 2026

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    “Oh, my dear.” Aziraphale shakes his head. “What are we going to do with you?”

    And then, his hand runs tenderly down Crowley’s back. He twitches, entire body tensing. Aziraphale pays no mind. He just keeps languidly stroking Crowley’s scales, going with the grain, and- Oh. Oh, that’s nice.

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    29 May 2026

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    The first time they touch, it’s in the Garden of Eden. They’re watching Eve and Adam disappear over the line of the horizon. The humans are facing the endless, sparse expanse of the desert. As it begins to rain, Crawly shifts closer to Aziraphale, and the angel protects him with his wing.
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    Or, six thousand years of pining, stolen glances, almost-touches, plummeting towards the inevitable end.

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    28 May 2026

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    Aziraphale finds an old marriage certificate in one of his books, and it has two very familiar signatures at the bottom...

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    22 May 2026

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    Aziraphale felt his cheeks flush pink. “Yes. Well. It appears to be a curse for a cheating lover. The design is to create an ever-increasing obsessive need for the person who—”

    “I’m well aware of what it does,” Crowley interrupted. Aziraphale glanced up from the book and took in Crowley’s stance, the apparent lax posture belied by the way he was clutching the edge of the countertop with white knuckles. Aziraphale swallowed.

    “Is it…” Aziraphale faltered, then tried again. “Is it…” painful is how he told himself he wanted to finish the question. There was no other possible word to end that question that Aziraphale wanted to know.

    “Don’t play dumb, angel. It doesn’t suit you.” Crowley’s voice was low, an edge of something to it that Aziraphale hadn’t heard since the Tadfield airbase, the moment Crowley was ready to give up and accept the apocalypse. He met Aziraphale’s eyes. “You know who I want.”

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    18 May 2026

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    pretty cute