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Dear Penthouse: It happened to me. I lost my virginity having kinky gay sex with an alien.
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11 Nov 2025
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to leave this all behind (halo round his head) by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series), A Crown of Candy - Fandom
24 Dec 2020
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Lapin blinks slowly at Brassica as she steps up to the bars of his cell, the guards splitting around her like so much water over a stone. He inclines his head, trying for regal and probably failing.
“Heretic.” Her voice grates against his eardrums. “You have awakened.”
“Zealot. You haven’t killed me.” Lapin replies, dry.
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10 Jan 2025
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I can think of one thousand places much worse than this by PTomlin
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
18 Oct 2017
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the blupjeans/magnus (blupburns!) smut that was long ago promised!
did you want several thousand words of semi-awkward sappy nerd porn? if so, this is the fic for you!
tha-that's it. it's literally all porn.
enjoy.
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28 Nov 2024
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Andy met Sid when he was four years old, and while some things change, a lot of things stay the same.
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24 Nov 2024
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A Date By Any Other Name by gala_apples for ceedawkes
Fandoms: Macdonald Hall - Gordon Korman
11 Dec 2020
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The thing about having a best friend who devises elaborate events as a hobby is sometimes elaborate events for you get lost in the noise.
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13 Nov 2024
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Dawning Political Careers (and Other Public Disasters) by kristophine for throughadoor
Fandoms: Macdonald Hall - Gordon Korman
25 Dec 2019
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“Hey, Boots,” said Bruno.
There was a muffled thumping noise. “No.”
“You haven’t even asked what this is about yet!”
“I don’t need to. It is—” There was a pause while, presumably, Boots checked his clock. “Four forty-five A.M., as in in the morning, and I have never, in all our many years of acquaintance, known you to come up with a good idea between midnight and five A.M.”
“You’re correct. This isn’t a good idea. This is a great idea.”
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12 Nov 2024
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“No, seriously, I need to talk to you really quick,” Stiles interrupts. “Before Peter gets out here.”
Derek braces himself. “Okay.”
“I need you to make sure I can be alone with the body for a few minutes.”
Derek stares at him. “You get that that’s like…a really weird request, right?”
In the three months since Derek left the NYPD and joined the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit, he’s gotten used to a lot of things: he’s learned to deal with seeing Peter every day, he knows how to hide his enhanced senses on the job, and he doesn’t mind the late nights and early mornings.
One thing he’s still not used to, however, is Stiles Stilinski.
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- Part 1 of Murder & Magic (FBI & Necromancy AU)
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22 Oct 2024
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“No,” is the first word on Derek’s lips when he steps out of the truck.
Absolutely fucking not, would be next, had Stiles’ jeep not cut him off with a pitiful attempt of a beep.
“Du-ude,” He hears Stiles exclaim from the other end of the yard, one of two figures in the garage. Eli is the other.
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22 Oct 2024
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here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed by elisela for nerdy_stilinski
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jan 2023
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Stiles doesn’t go home right away.
The urge is there—when he answers the phone to Lydia’s shaking voice, when he gets the text from his dad, when he stares out at the sun glowing soft peach and golden over the buildings in D.C. and he thinks about Derek never seeing another sunrise. It’s there weeks later when he gets a check from the Estate of Derek Hale, when he crumples it up and throws it in the trash, when he fishes it out an hour later and tries to salvage it by weighing it down with a book from the Hale vault.
It’s there, it’s there, it’s there.
Stiles doesn’t listen to it.
Because Stiles isn’t going back to Beacon Hills to say goodbye.
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22 Oct 2024
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You do not have to be good. by Pemm
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
27 Nov 2023
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Revali tilts his head sharply, fixing Link with one sharp eye. “Oh, my, it talks? To what do I owe the honor?”
“Someone t—old me to ask what th, this means,” Link goes on, and does his best impression of the whistling sounds Revali makes. He hasn’t got any other Rito to ask; he might as well risk his chances here.
The instant he hears the sound coming from Link’s mouth, Revali’s attention moves back to the console again. The wind rushes by the latticework frame of Vah Medoh, filling the silence. “It wouldn’t translate,” he says after a too-long pause. There are no whistles now. “Not in a way you’d understand, anyway, O hero. You’re much too busy being that sword’s packmule.”
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Alternative title: Young, Dumb, and Full of Toxic Shame.
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19 Sep 2024
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Tie Your Heartstring Up Tight by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Feb 2024
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Lan Wangji could not hope to find any other person like this, at least not so far from their home. But wu speak to birds and beasts across the realm. He may be known to them. He may be recognized, somewhere. The ravens and the hawks hear the name and cry it to the skies; the mouse and the fox both carry it with them through snow-washed fields. Below ground the beetles gnaw it into roots and bark. Wei Ying. Wei Wuxian.
OR: Tasked with finding the Yunmeng Jiang's missing wu, a young man called Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji recruits a familiar and travels across the land in search of him. His familiar, a black hare with a little too much personality, seems to have his own secrets.
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28 Aug 2024
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If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.
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15 Aug 2024
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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15 Aug 2024
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13 Aug 2024
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Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail by KristenMaraMusingsOnBuckyBarnes, owlet
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Jun 2018
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16 Jul 2024
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This is a collection of All the Things You Prayed for and its associated side stories. (AKA: Winter Soldier Taako au)
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24 Apr 2024
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He was aware of the controversy surrounding the application of DADT policy to an international expedition—and an international expedition to another galaxy at that—but in the end, it didn’t matter. Everyone got the chip, or they didn’t go.
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18 Apr 2024
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Sheppard remembered dying in Afghanistan, but since he was still walking around he didn't pay that memory too much mind.
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05 Dec 2023
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After ten thousand years, Shen Wei is reunited with Kunlun—when the man bodily tackles him into the dirt and arrests him for murder.
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29 Nov 2023
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“Hm,” Zhao Yunlan hums, tapping his fingers on the table. He grins and points at Shen Wei. “Well, you’re an interesting guy, aren’t you? And here I thought you’d be confessing to the murder in five seconds flat.”
“I don’t even know what murder you’re talking about.”
“Do I detect a lie, Professor Shen?”
“I never lie,” Shen Wei lies.
Zhao Yunlan laughs again.
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20th Century Limited by Speranza for lim
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Sep 2015
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"Where am I? Where is this?" and he was in Brooklyn, he was on a beach, the train was shaking around him. He was in the plane, ice splintering up onto the windshield. He was in a tank, tubes trailing from his face, from his groin. Christ, he was cold. There was still ice on his fingers. He was in the Grand Canyon. He was in Times Square. This couldn't be Times Square. Where the hell was this? "Tell me! Where am I, who are you, where's—" —Bucky?
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- Part 1 of Speranza Sampler
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27 Nov 2023