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“I said I’d be bringing my friend Louise. But my insane, one glass of sherry and she’s dancing on tables, aunt Sue, misconstrues this. She then tells my mother, this morning that I’ll be bringing a ‘special lady friend’,” he pauses, glancing over at her. His eyes land on where she is clinging to the ‘oh shit’ overhead handle with white knuckles.
“No,” Louise chokes out.
“‘Fraid so, four ears.”
“They think we’re dating?” she shrieks.
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OR That time Logan bungles in all up and brings his fake-girlfriend Louise over for Thanksgiving Dinner with the Bush family. This is fine right?
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26 Jul 2026
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“Can I?” he asked after a beat.
Kiyoomi glanced at the hovering arm, then gave a small nod.
Atsumu smiled, wrapping an arm around Kiyoomi’s shoulders and pulling him closer. “Ya don’t feel like throwin’ up or kickin’ me in the face, do ya?”
“I’ve never kicked anyone in the face.”
“Ya’ve thought about it.”
“I’m thinking about it right now.”
Atsumu chuckled, rubbing slow circles into Kiyoomi’s shoulder.
“You don’t make me anxeous…surprisingly,” Kiyoomi muttered after a pause.
Atsumu grinned. “That supposed to be a compliment?”
“Take it however you want.”
“Oh, I’m takin’ it as a huge one.”
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Kiyoomi Sakusa is touch-starved and Atsumu helps him with it.
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10 Jul 2026
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“Have you ever kissed a man, Ukai-kun?”
Ukai’s eyes flare wide. Even in the orange light that drains them of color, Ittetsu can make out the adorable darkening of Ukai’s ears and track its bloom over his cheek, down the side of his neck.
“No. I-I’m. I’ve only been with women. I only like women.”
Ittetsu hums thoughtfully. He purses his lips. Visibly, Ukai struggles not to look at them. He holds Ittetsu’s gaze with the desperation of a man scrabbling for purchase on a cliff’s edge. Ittetsu smiles.
“Have you ever thought about it?”
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Or: An impulsive kiss leaves Ukai reeling with questions, and Takeda offers to help him answer them.
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07 Jul 2026
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01 Jul 2026
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Miya Atsumu's Guide to: What NOT to Do in the Workplace by sumuviolet
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
14 Feb 2025
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Miya Atsumu hated his job. Ever since a major injury benched him from ever playing volleyball again, he had to find a job with zero qualifications. This ended up being an assistant to a multimillionaire CEO, Sakusa Kiyoomi. After he was hired on the spot, he should have realized all of the red flags that surrounded the position. But, he was just happy to be working. Two years later, he regretted ever applying. But, he'd rather be unhappy and employed then forever job hunting. So, he swallowed his pride and played the little errand boy for the devil himself; his boss. The very boss that had the prettiest face he's ever seen, the very boss who's hands would fit perfectly around his body, and the very boss who was the most callous man he's ever met.
So, after a night out, multiple drinks later, and still upset about the events that played out at work that morning, Atsumu decided that Sakusa Kiyoomi needed a piece of his mind (even if he wouldn't remember it in the morning). One single email that enacted a string of events that Atsumu could have never seen coming.
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