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05 Jun 2026
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Day 23: Praise Kink
Smut (chapter 2) can be read fandom-blind!
“There is no need to apologize, my dear. Never apologize for being absolutely perfect. Not for being a good girl.”
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31 May 2026
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The Reluctant Return of Florence Woods by legacybxth
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2026
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Nine years after her chaotic arrival at Hogwarts, Florence Woods returns. Not as a student chasing ancient magic and trouble, but as a professor looking for answers to a threat she cannot outrun.
Professor Aesop Sharp doesn’t think her sudden acceptance of the post of Professor of Magical Theory after years of rejection quite adds up. He doesn’t launch an investigation this time. Instead, they are forced into uneasy proximity - colleagues bound by history with everything left unresolved between them and a problem to solve.
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Florence Woods is in trouble. Not just because Ancient Magic is failing her, but because her old potions master is kinda hot.
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- Part 2 of The Troubled Tales of Florence Woods
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30 May 2026
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Private Collection by DeepShadows2 for NaomiJameston
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2026
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“In front of all these people?” She shifted her weight to one hip, savoring the flush of arousal that followed his words.
“No, I’m far too selfish for that,” he rumbled, and the warmth of his hand penetrated the satin of her dress on the side nearest the wall, where no one would be able to see. “I want you for my private collection.”Bookmarked by funkle7
27 May 2026
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For all of you, who read my fic "The Blackest Heart" and wondered, what exactly Aurora dreamed about her first night at Hogwarts that had her blushing like a tomato and unable to meet Sharp's and Black's eyes.
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28 Feb 2026
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“Alexa, Aesop is to be your husband.” Her uncle finally says, short.Alexa’s face remains blank as she stares at her uncle, unable to say anything. Nikolaos’s words echo in her head, louder each time, but she’s less and less convinced she’s heard right.
“Can you repeat that? I’m really tired, I didn’t get it right.” She massages her right temple, feeling a headache coming.
“You are going to marry Aesop, Alexa.” Her uncle repeats, more firmly this time.
Alexa’s head shoots up at those words, disbelief written all over her face. She doesn't feel tired anymore as she jumps to her feet, fueled by rage.
“The hell I will!” She shouts, all but growling.
When Alexa comes back from a bounty hunt, she's no idea of what kind of news await her at home. And she's not happy about it.
Or the Ancient Greece AU with Aesop Sharp that you didn't know you probably need.Bookmarked by funkle7
18 Feb 2026
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"The twin suns of Tatooine were sinking behind the horizon when he finally returned, his footsteps echoing heavily on the ramp into the cargo bay. He didn't even give her an explanation for his disappearance—just made some excuse about needing to install a few software updates before clomping to his charging station for the rest of the night.
Not that he needed to explain himself to her, Kay thought as she aggressively pulled back the covers of her bunk and crawled in. He didn't belong to her after all. He didn't belong to anyone, and she supposed that meant he was entitled to a few secrets."
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10 Jan 2026
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You lose a bet and the price is to retrieve something. While searching for the item you stumble across a certain Professors secret, and end up making a new one together.
sorry if the description is garbage my brain is mush after writing this. Behold my first graphic smut fic! I hope you enjoy it, ya filthy animals. I certainly enjoyed writing it~
Also the Ominis/poppy tag is only there because they are briefly mentioned together towards the end
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13 Oct 2025
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A Breaking Point Like No Other by SlytherinSomniari
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
14 Apr 2023
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In your last semester at Hogwarts, an encounter with your Potions Professor in the restricted section gets heated, prompting an invitation from the man himself for a whole lot more.
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11 Oct 2025
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When you (the Hogwarts Librarian) get stuck in a bookshelf, Professor Aesop Sharp has some ideas of what to do...
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- Part 2 of Overdue
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06 Oct 2025
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You, Sharp, tight space.
Reader/MC is seventh-year.
I gave the MC generic surname, but the first name is yours. No y/n here.Bookmarked by funkle7
04 Oct 2025
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You both take the wrong people to the party. Jealousy ensues
After graduation, Reader/MC works as a teaching assistant at Hogwarts.
I gave the Main Character a generic surname - Wright, but the first name is yours. No y/n here.Bookmarked by funkle7
04 Oct 2025
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It’s been six months since the now Archbishop Snape paid a visit to the abbey, throwing her entire existence into turmoil. Devoid of contact, and faced with the prospect of seeing him again after all this time, Sister Hermione anticipates they'll be able to meet as indifferent acquaintances.
Perhaps she is just lying to herself.
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01 Oct 2025
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Dirty Talk by dannigranger for dunderheaded_ninny_muggins
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2025
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Hermione is an anonymous voice actress who has spent years breathing life into steamy audiobooks alongside a co-star she’s never met—falling not only for his sensuous voice, but his sarcasm and dry humor.
There's one problem.
A few problems, actually.
He's a family man, and she doesn't even know his real name.When her neighbor comes to her door for help, fantasy collides with reality in a way she never saw coming.
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- Part 1 of Animated Gifs Included!
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12 Sep 2025
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Give me my sin again by thefrenchpress, turpinsimp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2025
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She'd chosen this Abbey for its remote location, away from the insidious reach of modern society. The impending stay of a visiting clergyman, however, threatens to rob Sister Hermione of the relative peace she has found.
For Father Snape seems to have been put on this earth with a single purpose: testing her resolve.
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03 Sep 2025
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Hermione reaches out to the mysterious owner of Silverleaf Apothecary for help when she realizes a deadly, magic-stealing pandemic is upon the Wizarding world. Severus Snape disappeared from Wizarding society fourteen years ago after he'd recovered from his injuries. Now Hermione is trying to drag him back into it. He agrees to assist, but only if she quarantines at his home while they work on the project together. As they discover ways to treat the illness, Snape realizes he might not be so solitary, and Hermione gets to know the man behind her former professor.
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16 Aug 2025
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Hermione is desperate for a decent shag. Severus meets qualifications. A brief encounter leads to Hermione agreeing to become Severus’s personal sex toy. Their arrangement is supposed to be a bit of casual fun, but the insatiable pair soon find themselves experimenting in ways they never could have imagined when they started, and their relationship growing into something it was never meant to be.
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09 Aug 2025
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Conscience Makes Cowards of Us All by FlossieBellairs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Mar 2025
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Snape can't bring himself to accept what he has done.
Or that what he has done might not be so bad.
That it might, in fact, be good...Hermione will need to work hard to convince him.
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- Part 1 of Conscience
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06 Aug 2025
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Under Different Conditions by ProfessorRen for bingleybrine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2025
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Ten years after their brief, unspoken night together, Hermione Granger finds Severus Snape alive and in hiding. She needs his help finishing a powerful regenerative potion before the Ministry weaponises it. Long-buried tensions resurface as they work side by side for the first time since the war.
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04 Aug 2025
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When Severus catches Hermione spying on him through the keyhole in their connecting door, she can't get her hand out of her knickers quickly enough. Surprisingly, he doesn't seem to mind the invasion of privacy.
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Written for the Hearts & Cauldrons Discord server Prompt Fest. This was supposed to be a PWP oneshot, but it grew six extra chapters, a tiny bit of plot, and a lot of feelings. It should hopefully be complete by the end of March.
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16 Jul 2025