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A MOST RIVETING ARRANGEMENT OF SNIPPETS FROM AN ADJACENT NARRATIVE
FEATURING FAMILY, RUTHLESS CAPITALISM AND THE HORROR INDUCED AGONY OF REALITY
KEEP YOUR RIBCAGE SHUT AND YOUR MIND UNWOUND
PUBLISHED BY [REDACTED], A SUBSIDIARY OF THE JAKOBS CORPORATIONA Borderlands rewrite, with a twist. No, several twists. More twists than... a pack of cinnamon rolls? If cinnamon rolls were full of tentacles and space magic, that is.
Rated M for roughly the same reasons the Borderlands games are rated as such.
Content warnings distributed on a per-chapter basis, please familiarize yourself with the chapter summary before reading a chapter. Assume spoilers for any and all "new" Borderlands content (except the movie lol) because I am *that* kind of guy.
New chapters roughly every 2 weeks.
If you have any questions or suggestions about this fic, please shoot me an ask on my tumblr @wainwrightjakobshammerlock.
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- Part 3 of JFV Universe
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We men are wretched things.
- Homer, The IliadRECOMMENDED READING: The entire JFV series up to this point - but if you must limit yourself, then Jakobs Family Values chapter 26, chapter 27 and chapter 23 should suffice.
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- Part 11 of JFV Universe
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A Most Curious Remedy for Capitalist-Caused Annoyance by Sir Hammercock (hallowlock)
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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Wainwright gets home from a truly dogshit day at work, and interrupts Alistair so he can forget about it.
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An Inquiry of Debatable Objectivity by Sir Hammercock (hallowlock)
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
17 Sep 2025
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Alistair gets an unusual idea during a routine activity. Wainwright accepts.
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In the fourth installment, they've expanded their product line into grenades, which take the form of throwing knives. Unlike other Ordnance, these have no splash radius, but can Critical Hit on headshots like guns.
- Borderlands: Jakobs on TvTropes
In which Alistair is invited to a Jakobs testing range, and Wainwright gets kissed a bunch of times.
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Works which are explicitly canonical or mostly canonical parts of my Borderlands rewrite.
Well, calling it a rewrite might be a disservice.
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A non-linear, somewhat absurdist but mostly psychological gothic (in the Southern sense, this is Eden-6 after all) horror Borderlands fanfiction heavily inspired by House of Leaves. On one side (the Zampanò of this story) we recount the past of the venerable Jakobs house, while on the other (the Johnny Truant, if you will) Wainwright discusses the return to his family home. The later fics are supplementary material, which could be considered The Whalestoe Letters to the main fic's House of Leaves.
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THE HEART STILL BEATS
THE HEART STILL BLEEDSTHE STARS ARE RIGHT
THE STARS HAVE SIGHTGOLD POURS FROM HER EYES
GOLD TURNS FROM THE SKIES- Words:
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Hitler II and Dr. Mangler find their feelings through the future, but what is the outcome? There's not much they can do together. One only has his head left upon a metal behemoth, while the other is a mad-man (or rather robot...)
Dr. Mangler has to do work, make blueprints, produce clones, and somehow manage? Even though he's a robot, he's pretty overworked. I guess that's how it is when you're second in command. But a robot can only follow what they are programmed to do. Something is different with the doctor though.
He has hair, teeth, an actual mouth, more emotion, and a job that has much more responsibility compared to the other machinery he's seen.
He also wears clothes, and doesn't have the swastika imbedded into any part of his body.
Maybe he was made to be special. One of a kind.
Or even favorable.Bookmarked by hallowlock
19 May 2026
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EXTREMELY tempted to read this but not in the right headspace for it. bookmarking for the sheer audacity.
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I Would Love You in Any Form You Take by graytheglowinggay
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
06 Jul 2020
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Wainwright has some insecurities in his old age. Alistair thinks that he's perfect.
Bookmarked by hallowlock
27 Dec 2025
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It's peak. That's all I will say.
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This is a silly fanfic of how i would write Borderlands 5. I consider myself a way better writer that anybody in Gearbox and specially Randy Pitchfork.
I hope you people like it.
And in case it is not obvious, i REALLY hate Lilith and Moxxi. But i tried my best being fair to then.
Bookmarked by hallowlock
07 Dec 2025
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cracks into so bad it's good territory. extremely baffling and confusing, good for a laugh, but nowhere near My Immortal levels.
I guess this is what I get for telling redditors who shit on bl3's story to write fic as a way of sating their desires.
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There were many things about humans and their various behaviors that puzzled Fl4k. They'd given up on trying to understand a lot of them. Things like mating rituals and the use of various substances to induce intoxication were both things where, even if they asked, all they got were vague non answers or conflicting answers.
But, after the Heist of the Handsome Jackpot, they and their pack were sifting through loot, and amongst Freddie's things, they found something curious. A modification that claimed to allow robots to utilize drugs and alcohol along with humans.
Perhaps they could finally figure out for themself why humans enjoyed intoxication so much
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a request from an anonymous benefactor! vaughn brings rhys aboard sanctuary to meet the crimson raider family. takes place during bl3, after the eden-6 vault but before the final boss fight.
Bookmarked by hallowlock
14 Nov 2024
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There's a little bit of Alistair in this, but it's a good bit. Also like 5 atoms of Wainlock cameo so that's neat.