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While fighting a random crew of weaklings, Sanji and Zoro find themselves thrust into fatherhood. Not only did three babies appear on the battlefield, it turns out the triplet infants are their biological daughters.
Now Sanji and Zoro have to navigate their mid-20s, being Wings of the Pirate King, and parenting, alongside figuring out their feelings for each other. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thanks to some sort of snot-like goop on an island, Sanji (he of the invulnerable immune system) has come down with a nasty cold. Unfortunately, the crew still needs to eat lunch and no one but Zoro is willing to step up to the proverbial plate. Good thing Sanji made that cookbook for just this sort of situation.
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Zoro is a criminal trying to scope out some info for his gang one night at a cop bar when a hot cop asks him to have a threesome with him and his partner. Is Zoro an idiot for agreeing?
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“Oooh, you’re doing so well for me, baby. That’s three now. Think you’re ready for four? Or do you need another break?”
Zoro shook his head, droplets of sweat flying off. “Keep going. I can take it.”
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Zoro asks Sanji to fist him.
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“I fucking hate you, you piece of shit,” Sanji snarled as he nipped at Zoro’s lip.
“Feeling’s mutual, dartbrow,” Zoro replied, sucking Sanji’s tongue into his mouth.
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Sanji and Zoro both have oral fixations and a boatload of sexual tension. Nice.
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The Straw Hat Crew stops at the island of Aphrosia some time between Wano and Egghead. Zoro and Sanji have been spending more one-on-one time together late at night (definitely not having secret late-night dates). Zoro buys a liquor made with the local Aphrosia fruit to impress Sanji, along with a crate of the fruit. The liquor and the fruit turn out to be a potent aphrodisiac.
They also find a grove of Aphrosia trees while on the island.
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Incredible Work Ethic by wisterykey
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
16 May 2026
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"With all due respect, I would rather work on a mission of this gravity with someone who has... the proper skillset. One of the girls, perhaps?"
Zoro's teeth and fists clenched until his knuckles went white and his canines ground into each other. Each little jab, each professional condescension, made that itching feeling grow into an agitating burn.
"Blackleg, my boy, that's where you're wrong. Sword-boy's skillset is essential to this mission. There's no job without him."
Zoro had to suppress a cocky smirk begging to spread across his face. "In that case, I want a different partner."
"Nobody else on your team is qualified."
Now, the only thing Zoro had to suppress was the urge to bash his head into the desk.
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In which Roronoa Zoro and Blackleg Sanji must go undercover as rich, doting husbands, to unmask and eliminate an unknown enemy.
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01 May 2026
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Zoro stepped into the treatment room and found a hot guy waiting in his chair.
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Sanji watched, spellbound by the sheer incompetence, as Zoro tried again and again to wrap his lower leg with a bandage.
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Zoro put people into two categories: threats and non-threats. Sometimes a non-threat became an acquaintance. Lately, he might consider his crewmates something close to friends. Except for the cook. The cook confused him. One second he was being a flirty dumbass with Nami, the next he was maybe, possibly, coming on to Zoro, too.
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06 Apr 2026
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Zoro crosses his arms. He’s still shirtless from earlier, and his meaty biceps sit neatly beneath his pecs. He quirks an unimpressed eyebrow at Sanji. “Won’t touch, huh?”
Sanji cuts an eye at Zoro. His attempts at seduction will go unmentioned. “I was serious about that, marimo.”
There’s a moment of silence as Zoro watches him, taking in his expression. Eventually, he snorts and looks away. “Yeah, right. You won’t last the day.”
or Sanji and Zoro make a bet that whoever can go the longest without touching the other wins. No fighting, no kissing, no nothing. It’s torture, and they’ll do just about anything to make the other break first.