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"A small bite. Perhaps two. No more than three."
"Ugh. I should have let you starve."
"And yet you didn't. What now?"
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You're a healer. He's a vampire. He's also the most annoying motherfucker the world has ever seen, but unfortunately you've been taught to do no harm, so you're at a bit of an impasse. When the little bastard nearly dies of starvation, though, you have to do what you can and while it would be nice if he could be a little appreciative, it would also be nice if the road was paved with diamonds and your horse could shit gold, so you're not holding your breath.
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‘But you…you have pried open his ribs with surgical accuracy, clambered into his chest cavity, and decided that you like it enough to stay - no questions asked. Over and over again you and Johnny keep choosing him, proving day after day that it isn’t shallow attraction, cheap thrills or any ulterior benefits that keep you around.
And Dallas is finally, finally out of energy trying to run from what he wants.
Like a starving mutt, he salivates and circles the flesh he’s been denying himself for the sake of a bigger picture.
He’s sick of being hungry.’
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22 Jul 2026
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beautiful prose, beautiful smut, what's not to like?
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Elliot had forgotten his notebook, so he ended up writing on his arm.
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17 Jul 2026
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love of my life. light of my soul. yes, baby, go explore your new kink <3
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Mark doesn't think you can handle it. Well, anything but the tip.
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17 Jul 2026
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i am not immune to big, gruff men with facial scars. i am especially not immune to big, gruff men with facial scars and a big dick.
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YOU’VE GOT THE CURE (EVERYTHING I NEED) by prettyboykatsuki
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Feb 2024
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Katsuki is too fucking young to have erectile dysfunction, damn it
(Katsuki can't get his dick up. He enlists you (his personal assistant with an inappropriate involvement in his life) for help. It works)
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04 Jul 2026
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back on my bullshit (reading fanfics about media i've never consumed) and i have no regrets
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"Silco, who had somehow been either drugged or poisoned tonight. Silco that you’d found stumbling around the Lanes on your way home from work. Silco that you put in your bed and had cleaned up and taken care of. Silco that had been running his hands through your hair as he gazed blearily at the ceiling."
The reader finds Silco under the effects of a drug and does their due diligence as a well-meaning citizen. No good deed goes unpunished.
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- Part 6 of Silco/Reader Fics and Drabbles
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02 Jun 2026
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every so often i return to this and i YEARN