kai_lemmings_potato
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- Original Work (6)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (1)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (1)
- No Fandom (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
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An old and wizened Harry Potter lays on his deathbed, accompanied by his granddaughter, Minerva Potter. Once he passes, what will happen?
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Harry Potter being Dumbledore 2.0 and still can't die.
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- Part 2 of Let's get better at writing
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In which Roy is awesome, Peter sucks, and Jason hurts by kai_lemmings_potato
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Jason was having a rough day. No, scratch that. A rough week. A rough month. No, that’s not right. A rough life. Yeah, that was better. His body hurt and he just wanted to go home. Not to June’s, but to Gotham and Roy and Lian.
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Jason is hurting, a warehouse, kryptonite, and Peter sucks. Enter Roy.
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- Part 1 of Let's get better at writing
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What fandoms I'm in and what I read!
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A poem about choir
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- Part 6 of Poetry
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A poem about summer
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- Part 5 of Poetry
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Poetry by kai_lemmings_potato, MyNameIsPhilipIAmAPoet (kai_lemmings_potato)
Fandom Original Work
03 May 2025
- Words:
- 1,049
- Works:
- 6
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Let's get better at writing by kai_lemmings_potato
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, White Collar (TV 2009)
12 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 2,141
- Works:
- 2
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“I finally get to be valedictorian.
- You weren’t valedictorian ?
- You have to graduate for that.”The look of surprise and quiet disappointment on Peter’s face after that conversation still bothers Neal, so he makes a decision.
Bookmarked by kai_lemmings_potato
14 Jun 2026
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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- English
- Words:
- 7,514
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 270
- Kudos:
- 6,775
- Bookmarks:
- 1,762
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- 51,790
Bookmarked by kai_lemmings_potato
09 Jun 2026
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The Boy Who Lived (and Laughed It Off) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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Harry squints, picks up a random stick, and scoffs.
“What, so if I say avada kedavra with enough confidence, something’s supposed to happen?”
Something happens.
In a modern AU where the Dursleys are loving, protective, and very successful at keeping magic out of Harry’s life, Harry grows up spoiled, safe, and proudly a Dursley, along with Dudley, who is not only his cousin but his closest friend.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, Tom badly underestimates what happens when an unimpressed eleven-year-old stops taking him seriously.
Bookmarked by kai_lemmings_potato
08 Jun 2026
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PHM sketches/art by Danielle_W
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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Decided to make this it's own thing because I'm pretty sure you guys don't want 600+ chapters of art from a completely different fandom or all the other stuff that comes with that work.
So these are just from my procreate sketch book. I do them as therapy somewhat, to keep myself sane... because I have grief and insomnia, and a bunch of other shit. Anyways... I might do one every few days or so
Enjoy
Bookmarked by kai_lemmings_potato
08 Jun 2026
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i'm not a freak, and i never will be by gentianflowers
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 71,495
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 92
Bookmarked by kai_lemmings_potato
08 Jun 2026