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"IPA," Robby called again, a reminder.
"For that, I'm getting you a Bavarian wheat beer, you prissy fuck." But Jack bypassed the respectable Penn Pilsner and grabbed a pack of their hopped-to-shit IPA, hating himself a little for giving in...but it would make Robby smile.
The door banged open, spinning Jack around, senses instantly on alert as a guy rushed in, black bandana tied around his face, pistol pointing at Sal as he shouted. "Open the register! Now!"
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12 May 2026
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The job offer came out of nowhere. Centennial Hospital, a level 1 trauma center in Colorado, wanted him to take over for their retiring chief attending. They'd heard the same rumors as everyone about PTMC—how it'd be taken over, transformed, the ED shut down. Didn't Jack want to get ahead of it and find himself a new gig, head of the department, master of his own fate? And the money, of course. Lots and lots of money.
Jack promptly told them to fuck off.
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12 May 2026
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Jack looked from the intern picture to Robby again, rubbing a tired hand over his eyes. "Jesus, this is like a recipe." He gestured between the picture and Robby, young and old. "It's like twink plus seasoning equals daddy. Fuck," he said, a kind of helpless note to it. Then he walked out, like he hadn't just dropped a bomb on Robby's head.
What did that mean?
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09 May 2026
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"Tell me something that brings you comfort."
"Something that brings me comfort?" Robby shot back, his tone mocking the frivolity of it, because he never was one to just follow directions.
"Yes," Gene said, eternally unfazed. "It can be the smallest thing, whatever comes to mind."
What came to mind was: Pens games, the trails at Frick Park, the rare book collection in the Oliver Room at Carnegie Main, a cortado at Sage Caffe. But what he said was: "Jack."
...wait. Shit.
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08 May 2026
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Jack had just stepped back onto the main floor when he clocked movement at the ambulance entrance, two guys hurrying in, the smaller one helping a guy with a sweatshirt covered in blood. But something was wrong, some unnamable instinct rising within Jack at the way they moved. It was too fluid, too controlled. Jack knew what the walking wounded looked like, had seen it for years, from war zones to bar fights. This wasn't the injured seeking help; this was men hunting.
Time slowed, Jack's heart rate spiking, the adrenaline dump casting everything in sharp relief—the full ED floor, patients plus shift change meaning twice the usual personnel were here.
Robby was here.
That thought got him moving, Jack approaching laterally. He got there right as the guns came out.
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07 May 2026
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Sunshine in the Dark by Kauri for sarsaparillia
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
15 Apr 2020
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“What’s your name?”
“Bethany Hawke,” she says, and sticks out her hand like an idiot, the way her mother always taught her –– palm down like a lady, not a secret apostate, or an up-jumped refugee, or whatever she is now.
He takes her hand, thumb brushing across her knuckles the way a well-brought up man’s lips might. “Alistair. Welcome to the Ferelden Wardens.”
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What if The Joining made you not only super hungry... but super horny too?
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- Part 1 of Sunshine in the Dark
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29 Jan 2026
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If You Can't Stand The Heat... by sallyamongpoison
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Feb 2018
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In which there is a cooking class, pining, and and meeting the right person under less than ideal circumstances.
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- Part 1 of Menu du Jour
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21 Jan 2026
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Satinalia Surprise by tklivory for Squirrelwolf (willowfire)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
24 Dec 2019
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In an attempt to dig himself out of a slump, Dorian makes a phone call that changes the lives of both people involved.
NOTE: The rating really only applies to chapter 5. The rest of the fic is fluffy T goodness.
Written for Squirrelwolf (willowfire) for a Secret Santa exchange on the Cullrian discord!
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- Part 11 of Dragon Age: Inquisition - Cullrian
- Part 1 of Dragon Age: Spy Effect
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20 Jan 2026
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Shine Bright As Your Eyes by sunspot (unavoidedcrisis) for katewonder
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
21 Feb 2017
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It's not like Cullen's never been in a library before. He knows the basic rules. Not shouting, not eating, definitely no dog-earing the pages. He didn't forget the no falling asleep and drooling on the books rule, but hey, sometimes things happen.
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19 Jan 2026
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Evidence is a Euphemism by gremlinquisitor (suchanadorer)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
16 Nov 2018
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Cullen comes in covered in... evidence. Someone has to clean him up. That someone might as well be Dorian.
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- Part 1 of CSI: Thedas
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17 Jan 2026
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The Warmth of Spilling Blood Across Your Lips by anarchycox for Ana_Kagetsu
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
08 Oct 2021
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Dorian is from a line of magisters that are vampires. It is not exactly a common thing in the south. He would worry about his place in the Inquisition except he is more worried about the fact that he is likely the answer to helping Cullen cope with his lyrium withdrawal.
And worried most of all about how much he is growing to like drinking from Cullen.
And liking Cullen in general.
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15 Jan 2026
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Cullrian: 30 Days of NSFW by gwyllgi
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
23 Feb 2016
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A series of short/flash fic based on prompts from this tumblr post.
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14 Jan 2026
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Ad Amorem Librorum by gwyllgi
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Sep 2015
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Cullen reads folktales, Dorian doesn’t like spiders, and books are an awkward medium for flirting.
Written for the Cullrian mini bang (prompt: books). Art by the lovely thehawkeguy, who put up with my procrastination and writer’s block.
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14 Jan 2026
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A Slight Preview by DustToDust
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Mar 2015
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Time magic is a tricky thing, and while the Breach makes it easier that doesn't mean there weren't some successes before.
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13 Jan 2026
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Five times Cullen and Dorian held one another and one time where they fell together.
Written for the Cullrian mini-bang
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12 Jan 2026
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Antivan Delight by quiteanerdling
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types
19 Jan 2017
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When Inquisitor Dust Lavellan is invited home to Antiva City for the week long celebration of Satinalia, her past presents new dangers the Inquisition must consider. Amidst the glittering parties and dizzying social intrigue of the Antivan social elite, Cullen and Dorian try to come to terms with their feelings for each other, while keeping their erstwhile leader alive.
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09 Jan 2026
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In the Weeds by SidheLives for Goshawke
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
14 Mar 2025
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Alistair is curiously absent from camp.
In fact Zevran hasn't seen him since he returned from Denerim.
Best not leave him to his own devices.
Written for Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2025
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04 Jan 2026
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with poison and steel (you can't miss) by wednesday for astrospecial
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins
15 Aug 2020
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Zevran makes his way past the guards at the entrance with ease. None of the many, though not nearly as many as there should be, guards inside pay him any scrutiny either. It seems an awful oversight. Surely Alistair would have warned them about the one assassin who’s face and habits are known to him.
They could stand to be more careful in general, of course, but that they don’t stop Zevran or even seem to recognize him – that is worrying.
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04 Jan 2026
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Needs and Wants by imadra_blue for fordeliriumwasoncedelight
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Inquisition
09 Mar 2015
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The week begins with Alistair dropping rocks on Zevran and ends with dirty Antivan sex. This story is about everything that happens in between.
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02 Jan 2026
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The Needle and the Shield by RosellaWrites for Goshawke, Settiai
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins
06 Jun 2022
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“The ink might be cold, caro,” Zevran said in a teasing tone, barely masking his own anticipation. “Hold still.”
Alistair takes Zevran up on his offer to give him a tattoo—Zevran learns that Alistair likes pain.
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02 Jan 2026