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    if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    26 Nov 2023

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    After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.

    Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.

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    24 May 2026

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    This was so cute and good!!! I love LBH and SY getting to be snarky with each other and getting to be friends ❤️❤️❤️ they are soulmates
    ALSO SY mental gymnastics where especially impressive in this he deserves a Olympic gold medal
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    7 I’ve already told you I don’t need that sort of thing to impress my real Shizun,” Luo Binghe complains, his voice just shy of a whine.
    “What, and you don’t need that sort of thing for yourself?” Shen Yuan clicks his tongue. “You only started playing video games because I thought it was a crime you hadn’t before. What about what Binghe wants to do, ah?”
    Luo Binghe regards him skeptically for a moment. Shen Yuan crosses his arms, turns his nose up, and adds:
    “Also, I read that people like Binghe need lots of activity in their lives to stay out of trouble.”
    “You -!” Luo Binghe lunges for Shen Yuan, rubbing at Shen Yuan’s head and snapping his teeth next to his cheek as if barely resisting the urge to bite him properly.
    11 After all, even if Luo Binghe is more dangerous with full access to all his demonic and cultivation abilities, he still could’ve done as he pleased to Shen Yuan with kitchen knives or whatever. 
    If Luo Binghe let Shen Yuan boss him around before, he’ll let Shen Yuan boss him around now, too! 
    Who cares if this is the real Luo Binghe! Who cares if he’s actually demonic and has magic cultivation powers and tools! He’s still Shen Yuan’s Luo Binghe, too - the Luo Binghe that Shen Yuan has been carefully training to be a good boy!!
    “Okay, I’m over it now,” Shen Yuan says, nodding to himself.

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    shallow water weather by for yourheartsdesire

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    18 Oct 2022

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    When Luo Binghe’s volatile attitude makes him a liability in battle, the warrior mers he'd been in a pod with send him away to live a quieter life in Shen Qingqiu’s research focused pod. It’s assumed that Shen Qingqiu will be able to tame Luo Binghe, to make him something useful again, and eventually the warrior mers will be able to take him back.

    Shen Qingqiu tames Luo Binghe just as planned! He tames him a bit too well, though, and now Luo Binghe is in love with him. Whoops!

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    23 May 2026

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    LBH is SY precious little guppy and he will NOT tolerate anyone trying to take him away from his pod!!! This fic is great their dynamic in this is peak

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    for want of a pomegranate by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    28 Mar 2023

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    After transmigrating into the villain of a Hades and Persephone AU, Shen Qingqiu is forced to cruelly sweep Luo Binghe away to the underworld in a vicious, unforgiving bridenapping.

    Except… this pretty God of Spring actually seems quite happy to be stolen away? And he’s actively helping plan the wedding??

    Someone with experience wrangling newly acquired wives, please help!

    (Inspired by The Shortest Hades/Persephone AU Ever Made by Chewing.)

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    22 May 2026

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    SQQ doing so many backflips to try and rationalize marrying LBH in a bro way it’s crazy
    I love LBH being so desperate to be SQQ s wife it’s so good

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    relative divinity by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    03 Mar 2026

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    When a person turns twenty, an angel comes to meet them, promising that the heavens are looking out for each of their children. It isn't a promise that really means much in the end, but it's a promise nonetheless, and so Shen Yuan has good reason to worry when his own twentieth birthday comes and goes without a single sign of halos or soft feathered wings.

    And then, only a handful of days later, a demon shows up on Shen Yuan's doorstep instead.

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    20 May 2026

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    INCREDIBL

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    Shen Yuan stretches up onto the tips of his toes to reach up and wrap his hand around one of Luo Binghe’s horns, watching the way the demon’s body goes stiff at the touch. Gently, he tugs Luo Binghe’s head down towards himself.

    Luo Binghe lets himself be moved without a fight.

    Shen Yuan hums. “Indeed, you’re quite dangerous,” he says. It comes out indulgent, like a parent agreeing that their child is quite smart for having figured out something simple. “I’ll have to watch you closely, if I’m to keep you forever.”

    Luo Binghe shudders, his form rippling with the force of his distress. Shen Yuan tugs on his curved horn a bit harder, curious, and Luo Binghe’s form collapses entirely, melting back into something more human looking.

    Somewhat disappointed, Shen Yuan lets his hand fall back to his side.

    “You’ll - keep me?” Luo Binghe asks haltingly. His eyes have a slight sheen to them, as if Shen Yuan had bullied him so badly that he might start crying.

    “What else would I do with you?” Shen Yuan asks, genuinely curious. Wouldn’t anyone keep something like Luo Binghe?

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    seeking survival, i'll pursue a divorce! by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    03 Jan 2026

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    After transmigrating into the antagonist of a reverse otome game, Shen Yuan is faced with a minor problem. "Minor" meaning "deadly," and "problem" meaning "Luo Binghe," of course.

    Planning to escape the main plot of the game before it reaches its conclusion, Shen Yuan - now Shen Qingqiu, the unwanted wife that Luo Binghe starts out with before he pursues one of the game's actual love interests - does the only thing he can think of.

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    "Lord Luo, this lowly one is humbly requesting a divorce!"

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    20 May 2026

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    I WAS SMILING SO MUCH READING THIS!!!! 10/10 prompt and 10000/10 execution this fic is PEAK

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    “Nothing unreasonable,” Shen Qingqiu says, deliberately casual. “If Lord Luo is certain that he doesn’t wish to divorce me -”
    “Are you implying I would go back on my words?”
    “- which you are! Very certain! Then I would like to have my budget expanded to properly accommodate the needs of an empress of my standing.”
    Luo Binghe smiles at him. His teeth look very, very sharp.
    “And what needs are those?”
    Shen Qingqiu takes a steadying breath, carefully adjusting his body language. Stand tall, doomed soldier! This is your battlefield!! Luo Binghe has to think you’re an obnoxious, intolerably expensive bitch who he can’t afford to keep indulging as Empress!
    With my past life backstory as a second-gen rich kid, I was born to play this role!
    -Anyone with common sense would request that their husband not cheat on them, even in an arranged marriage like ours,” Shen Yuan says, feeling a bit snippy. Then, after a moment, he softens his voice and says: “For what it counts, though, it’s ‘Shen Yuan’ that’s demanding it.”
    Luo Binghe’s face splits into a grin, his fangs glinting in the low light of the room. Shen Yuan’s breath catches in his throat; even of all the times that Luo Binghe has smiled at Shen Yuan over the past few weeks, none of them seemed as pleased as this one.
    “In that case,” Luo Binghe says, “I’ve considered a divorce very seriously."
    Shen Yuan blinks. Even though he’d answered with the intention of getting Luo Binghe to do that very thing, he still feels a bit taken off guard.
    “Then…?”
    “Divorce denied,” Luo Binghe says pleasantly. 
    “Wha - hey, you never meant to consider it seriously at all, did you?!”
    “I did,” Luo Binghe says, swaying forward and titling his head until their foreheads are nearly touching. Shen Yuan instinctively tries to jerk backwards, but Luo Binghe only follows, refusing to let Shen Yuan create distance between them. “I’d have divorced Shen Qingqiu, but I like Shen Yuan very much.”
    -Binghe,” he gasps, “how many times have you lived this life?”
    Luo Binghe’s grin takes on a slightly strained edge. Shen Yuan’s grip on his shoulders gets harsher, more desperate.
    “Binghe, oh, Binghe,” he cries. “That - to have to live over and over knowing there was no worthy ending - Binghe, you should have told me, I would have - well, I don’t know, but - hey, we should probably send off all the love interests from the game, don’t you think? Isn’t it cruel for you to have to see Sha Hualing every time you hold court??”
    Luo Binghe blinks once, then twice, and then he leans in, burying his head in the crook of Shen Yuan’s shoulder even though he has to hunch fully over Shen Yuan’s chair to manage it. His hands come to rest at Shen Yuan’s waist, and though their warmth is hidden by the many layers of robes he’s wearing, Shen Yuan can feel the weight of them clearly.
    “It is,” Luo Binghe says. “It was. Shen Yuan, it was awful.”
    And yet, Shen Yuan can feel the shape of Luo Binghe’s smile against his neck. 
    “But even now,” Luo Binghe breathes, “you’re thinking of me. When you were trying to run away and divorce me, and when you were trying to appease me when I was unhappy, and now when I can still smell your fear from being found out - every time, you think of me.”